Monday, February 01, 2016

Kadizzle's sentencing handed down.

The Commander is wild with rage.  Kadizzle did not take his shoes off quick enough when he entered the camper after the morning trip to the ATM.  We use an Indian ATM, it takes deposits, but does not allow withdrawals. That is what an Indian told me they called their outhouses.  Anyway The Commander said Kadizzle will not get the first pancake this morning.  Kadizzle has been craving pancakes for several days.  Because Kadizzle was bad The Commander said she is going to cook the first pancake which will have fresh raspberries in it. The Commander plans to sit and enjoy the pancake while poor old Kadizzles if forced to watch, then Kadizzle will get his pancake cooked. This is a cruel world and the forms of torture are infinite. The Commander is a disciplinarian, and Kadizzle live in fear of the punishment she might dish out. Tomorrow I will be good and take my shoes off at the door as required by sharia law.

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