A Kick in the ass or a shot in the ass?

Today Kadizzle took off early for breakfast in Payson with Cliff. The mission was to have hash browns along with a good breakfast. The main mission was for old Kadizzle to get a shot in the ass for his prostate cancer.  If God is willing and the creek don't rise this will be the last cancer treatment.  All was going well in the great adventure until The Commander called and said the Lupron shot did not come to the doctors office.  It appeared all was going south, Kadizzle would have to make the drive once more on Friday to Payson. As Cliff and Kadizzle drove home the phone rang just in time and the doctor's office said the shot came in.  Back to the doctor, down with the pants, and victory at last.

While waiting for the doctor Kadizzle noticed a strange little replica of a penis with something stuck in the end of it. Kadizzle being the curious type asked the doctor what it was.  The doctor explained it was to show men how to insert a medicine into their instrument of pleasure so as to achieve an erection.  Kadizzle immediately told the doctor to give him a six pack.  The doctor said it could have some bad side effects, and Kadizzle also had to come to grips with the fact no injection in the world would overcome the effects of the Lupron shot which totally eradicates men's desire.

The wonderful drug Lupron suppresses testosterone in men.  This is great because testosterone is what the prostate cancer relies on to prosper. Kadizzle has effectively or shall we say hormonally been a woman for six months and will continue life as such for another six months, then the Lupron will slowly wear off and Kadizzle will become manly again.  Now, Kadizzle has experienced menopause with hot flashes and all.  It is really menopause.  For women why didn't they call it womopause?  The hot flashes can be a real revelation of what women go through, especially when you try to sleep and suddenly catch fire.

So today all things considered has gone well.  Cliff said it was a lucky day. To test the theory we bought two lottery tickets.  If we hit the jackpot this will truly be a very good day.  I hope yours is the same.