If you have read this diatribe for a long time you know who little Joey is, if you haven't maybe you can figure it out. Anyway, Old Kadizzle had to entertain himself today. Kadizzle set out for a hike along the jungle river trail. Of course little Joey had to tag along. Little Joey is tolerable in cooler climates, but try taking him in the hot humid jungle. At night Kadizzle lays in bed and swears he is going to lose weight, but in the morning Little Joey takes over and cannot resist the pancakes. Of course today is no different.
Kadizzle decided to get on a bike and head up a very steep trail to the top of a small jungle mountain. Pushing the bike up the trail with Little Joey riding right above Kadizzle's belt was an experience. The staggering heat and humidity of the jungle seemed unendurable. Kadizzle cursed little Joey, who is now about 30 pounds. Little Joey will not survive much longer in this tropical climate. The little lump must go, well really little Joey is a large lump. Of course Kadizzle was going to start a new eating program at lunch. Just skip lunch was the plan, but nooo, little Joey tricked Kadizzle into eating the casadias, and drinking a gin and tonic. Enough is enough little Joey must find a new home. He has lived a good life above my belt buckle for so many years. If there is a good family that likes ice cream, pizza, and just about anything fattening, he would love to make your breadbasket his home. He is ornery, and tricky, but you might learn to love him. He is great for going to dinner with, almost anything makes him happy.
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