Saturday, November 19, 2022

Sickness stalls Thanksgiving

The clan was to gather for turkey day, but the New York contingent is sick, and the Virginia members are afraid to travel. That leaves only the Denver group to join us. It will not be the Thanksgiving holiday we expected, but at least we will get to see a few of the gang. 

Thinking about the spread of disease, and viruses one can only imagine what happened to the native people here hundreds of years ago. No one knows for sure, but they may have been wiped out by disease. A lot of people disappeared from the southwest. 

Apparently God has plenty of disease, and cancer to go around. A strange aspect of the distribution is how God has left our some people who could use a good dose of bunghole cancer. Trump is who Kadizzle has in mind. Given the choice between striking down some innocent child and Trump, God choses the child? He must be busy choosing the winners in football games.

Kadizzle went to the Jesus thrift shop. The current Jesus was behind the counter. Figuring out how the mind of a person drunk on religion works is like putting a jigsaw puzzle together. Junior Jesus and Kadizzle engaged in a discussion about logic, science, and theory. The ability of those in the fog to take a small dose of fact and spin it is amazing. Jesus claimed the Earth was rotating on two axis. In one sense it is. The Earth does have an axis in regard to the sun, and it also has it's own axis which wobbles. However, the two should not be confused. Yup, the thrift store Jesus mixed them together and came up with some new science. It is the same science based on Hunter Biden's laptop. 

This brings us to the mess the Republicans are about to embark on. With the mentally ill now in control of the House, investigations will flourish.  Since the Democrats have caught the big fish, the Republicans will line the shore to catch any fish they can. That will prove Trump is a saint and should be president. Hooplehead logic in  action.

Friday, November 18, 2022

Megan in the Kitchen

Put on a show while your rob Frank, and Jeff B.

Back in the old days the con men that visited the western towns would put on a show while they duped the Hoppleheads. Don't think Republicans have learned nothing. Now that Republicans control the house, the show will begin. Hunter Biden will be the star, and then a lot of side shows will follow. As the Republicans rape the Hoopleheads with tax breaks for the rich, Frank, and Jeff B. will be treated to investigations. Republican con men will stir up conspiracy theories, lies, and the usual fodder for the Tea Party. Frank and Jeff B. will tune in to Fox with delight as their future gets dimmer. Cannot resist showing another W.C. Fields just for Frank and Jeff B. 

Cures All Kinds of Hoarseness

Kari Lake Fired the lie cannon

It took a little time for Kari Lake to craft a story and a lie about losing the election in Arizona for governor, but of course she finally did. You have to give Blake Masters some credit, at least he admitted he lost. The sponges at the Tea Party will soak up Kari Lake's lie like they always do. Like Trump's lies Kari Lake's lies have some major flaws. If all Democrats won, then that might work when Kari tells her story, but it did not happen that way. If someone had a magic way to cheat why would they let some other big fish lose like Tom O'Halleran? 

Logic does not penetrate the cults mind. Kadizzle missed the last Tea Party meeting, but it sure would have been fun to see the spinning. Scott Hennen the North Dakota mental case that had his mini Rush Limbaugh radio show said the Republicans had a great election. That is also the spin on all the right wing fantasy shows. The Trumpeteers went down in flames, but the dingers are confused and dazed. Below is a clip from a W.C. Fields movie. Watch carefully as W.C. Cheats at cards. W.C. Fields would have made a perfect Donald Trump or Kari Lake. 

Watch carefully. W.C. Fields doesn't bother to look at his opponents card, when he draws a king, then he says " It's a gentleman's game". W.C. Fields draws a two, but claims it was an ace. The guy with the gun is fooled. W.C. should go to the Tea Party meeting with a deck of cards and pick the fruit. There is another great skit where W.C. Fields has five aces. Another player has four aces. W.C. Fields desparately tries to get rid of his extra ace. When the cards are shown two players each have four aces.  Then the guy with the gun says, " The first person to get four aces wins".  It all is so much like the Republicans and how they lie, and cheat. 

Excerpt from My Chickadee

Thursday, November 17, 2022

Up Early in the Earth Module

Old Kadizzle is up early in the Earth Module. The sleeping here is good with cool desert air and perfect quietness. Cliff stayed with us two nights. Yesterday we cleaned the rest rooms for Jackie. Jackie will arrive on the weekend and the trail crew will be complete. 

The Forest Service held a nice get together for all the volunteers. The head ranger accurately said the volunteers are crucial to making the place work. Since Republicans have shoveled all the money to the rich, there is no money for the common people. The result is the Kadizzles and so many others work for free to make sure the rich have their yachts. This is the true trickle down. The coffee trickles down to the pot and we get up to work for free. Up on the mountain to clear the trail we will go. 

The poor take the brunt of the attack by the Republicans. If you go to a Tea Party meeting you can see the people shot up by poverty brought on by Republican greed. As if that is not good enough, the Republicans with Frank and Jeff B. want to destroy social security. Shooting off your own foot is good target practice. 


Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Why is Frank, Frank?

Frank with his buddy Jeff B. are thugs for the Tea Party, but what makes them believe in the cult? Kadizzle did an experiment this morning. First he looked at normal news, Heath Cox Richardson, The New York Times, CNN, and NBC. Normal news reported the loss of Kari Lake right up front. Fox News, had stories the Republicans did well and did not mention the Trump losses the Republicans suffered. 

Do Frank and Jeff B. pay attention to anything but right wing propaganda? No, they feast on anyone who will feed them the party line. Two nut cases the Hoopleheads love won locally. Eli Crane, and Wendy Rodgers won. They are the worst candidate's you can imagine, but here in Hoople country that is what it takes. They won because of the lack of normal people in this infested area. 

It would be interesting to have Fox News call a horse race. Somehow one of the horses that crossed the finish line late would be declared the winner. Wait, that already happened Trump lost. Whoa, something is crazy here. Fox got in a lot of trouble with the Hoopleheads when Fox told the truth about Trump losing. 

Frank and Jeff B. live in a different world where Santa still brings presents and Joe Biden has a dial in the oval office to set gas prices. 

If Republicans can pull it off the whole world will be explained to us all when we get to look at Hunter Biden's laptop. 

Kadizzle has been patiently waiting for Kari Lake and Blake Masters to explain how they were  cheated out of the election. 

How will the cult react? The cult will press on with more conspiracy, more lies, and more Trump hats. 

The whole thing reminds Kadizzle of the W.C. Fields skit. Fields is in a rowboat.  As he paddles the boat is clearly sinking from a leak. Fields declares " Ah yes, the river is rising".  Yesterday the scale in the bathroom was lying again. It is a liberal scale and tried to tell me the potato and rib eye steak were making me gain weight. Congress needs to investigate the company that made that scale. Kadizzle rode the bike yesterday and walked a little, so that scale must be wrong. Hunter Biden has something to do with this. 

The best news of all is poor old Ted Cruz said " I am so pissed off". Like a fool he must have realized what happened to the Republicans. However, as a good leader of the Hoopleheads he made a great spin out of it and blamed it on Mitch McConnel. Mitch said the Republicans would lose because they picked lousy candidates? That damn Mitch always telling too much truth. Of course the Democrats were happy to help the Hoopleheads pick losers. The Democrats supported the crazies like Masters, and Kari Lake, it worked. Normal people know how to spot the insane, the Democrats capitalized on that talent. 

The reaction to Trump announcing his plan to totally destroy the Republican party will be today's big news. The more crazy Trump forces the Hoopleheads to be the better. Republicans that still have functioning brain cells are abandoning the row boat Trump is rowing. They can see the boat is leaking, and the river is not rising. 

Monday, November 14, 2022

Wailing and gnashing of teeth.

Blake Masters was going to come to the local Tea Party as part of his victory tour. Unfortunately at the Tea Party meeting on Tuesday it will be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Kari Lake finally bit the dust. Of course the conspiracy theories and lies will fly like snowflakes to explain how they both really won. 

Kadizzle checked the Tea Party site. Of course they reported the terrible showing as a victory. It was a red wave according to the Tea Party post. Maybe they should share it with Ted Cruz who said he has never been so pissed off. The reality train left the Tea Party long ago.  

The Mind is Fried looking for chicken eggs

Mrs Kadizzle has explained to the old man that his mind has fizzled and the craziness is out of control. Kadizzle might have to agree. In the old days we used to hunt pheasants. The pheasant popped up from nowhere and you shot it. The real goal was to get outside and get some exercise. People who go to a room and lift weights amaze Kadizzle, how  boring.  

Kadizzle now lives at the top of a steep hill. This means going up the hill increases the heart rate. Why go down the hill? This is where the chicken eggs come into the picture. OK, they are not really chicken eggs, but golf balls. How do the two relate? If chickens can roam freely they might lay an egg anywhere. If you are the farmer you have to find the eggs. To get exercise Kadizzle finds the chicken eggs around the golf course. How many eggs a day do the chickens lay? On an average day the chickens lay four eggs. On a good day, which is usually the weekend the chickens might lay eight or nine eggs. 

Marty gave Kadizzle some good advice about picking up golf balls, don't pick up the ones that are rolling. What can you do with 200 golf balls? Giving them away is a simple solution. Kadizzle went to the golf course the other day for breakfast. Kadizzle gave the waitress 18 golf balls in an egg carton. Kadizzle told the waitress to give a golf ball to the golfer when it was time to give him his check. Tell him " here is the golf ball you lost".  Hopefully this will bring the waitress a bigger tip. 

As time goes on Kadizzle has figured out more spots where the chicken eggs might be found. It is like panning for gold or using a metal detector. 

The rules of golf are not followed closely. Often a golfer will hit his first ball into the forest, and just tee up another one. One stretch of the golf course is next to a row of homes. Golf balls rain down in the backyards and sometime lie on the street or in the front yard. 

Modern golfers often use brightly colored golf balls. That makes it more like an Easter egg hunt. 

There are competitors for the chicken eggs. One guy says he has 700. The people on golf ball street say they have a five gallon bucket of chicken eggs. 

The golf ball circuit is about five and a half miles. Now the bad news, the scale has not budged and inch. 

The Election confirms It.

What if half the people you meet were idiots? Sadly that is not a what if, the election proves it is true. Only and idiot would vote for Kari Lake or that Finchem goof. Look at Finchem, he took part in the Capitol invasion, and well over 40% of the dolts voted for him. With redistricting the Hoopleheads got Eli Crane into office. Arizona is only inches away from Hitler. Intelligence won by a frighteningly slim margin. 

The rich thrive on dolts. Wealthy people want tax breaks more than air, and they know a population of peasants can give them the life they crave. Have we progressed from a feudal society? No, it has just been fine tuned. In the old days the Church was the major source of crazy ideas, now the Republican Party has teamed with the Church to spread bizzare ideas. 

As mentioned so many times our education system has plunged. Kadizzled has been saddened so many times by meeting someone homeschooling their children. They might as well give them a lobotomy. On the other side of the coin the wealthy send their kids to the very best schools. What is the result? The result is the rich have the mental tools to exploit the poor, and they do.

Illusion is the tool of magicians, and crooks. There is no shortage of food, clean air, or decent housing. Our social problems are distribution problems. The rich create the illusion that they are benefactors entitled to way more than they deserve. What is the result? Poverty. 400 families have half the wealth in this country, but Frank and Jeff B. thing it is immigrants, and welfare cheats that cause want. Someone created that illusion. Could it be Fox News, Donald Trump, Karil Lake, and Ted Cruz? 

Fooling dolts goes back to ancient times. Remember when you could buy a piece of the cross? Now, you can buy  a Maga hat.  This is 2022 and people put a sticker on their car or a hat on their head to let you know they don't have a clue. 

Kadizzle was walking down the street in New Zealand and there was an American wearing a MAGA hat. Kadizzle told the old goat what an embarrassment he was. 

One thing that used to be taught by parents was for children to keep their mouth shut so others would not know how dumb they were. All that has changed. Now you can advertise your ignorance with pride. Fly a flag on the pole in your yard proclaiming Trump is King. The entire neighborhood will know you are mentally challenged. 

As others have said we are living on the edge. If those with functioning brain cells do not prevail, we are toast. Climate is just as bad as elections. The margin is slim for humans to correct the mess we have made. 

 

Sunday, November 13, 2022

The Piano Fountain - Wellerman (Sea Shanty)

Can't resist junk.

The garage has a scanner, one dollar. Bought some strange device not even sure what it is. The thing is stainless steel, always hard to resist and think it may be a nutcracker one dollar. Did by three nice patio chairs for twenty dollars. Sometimes it is the price, and sometimes a hoarding gland. Kadizzle has been trying to get the lady at the Jesus store to come down on a bathroom vanity. It is brand new and would make a nice work table in the garage. She will not budge enough. 

The absolute crap that goes around in circles here is amazing. Decorations are common. Some of this junk must see one hundred garage sales before it hits the trash bin. There was a guy down at the church parking lot reselling junk. Kadizzle had a friend who made money reselling crap. He had a knack for knowing what to buy from idiot A to sell to idiot B. His garage sale was all resell. 

The best bargains come from the wealthy who don't give a damn about price. Very good furniture can be had cheap in the rich neighborhoods. The rich have nothing better to do than redecorate the home every other year. 

You see birds in the parking lot making a living from dropped food. That is how it feels shopping the junk sales. 

Who are these people?

14% of the blog readers are now from Vietnam? Go figure. The Russians have dropped down to third place with 72 Russians. Six Ukrainians are reading, and second place goes to Canada with 100. There is a comment section on this blog. Would love to hear from Ukraine, or Vietnam. All others are welcome, even my Tea Party buddies.  

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Will this video help Frank? Will Frank watch it? Will it be quickly dismissed because the woman uses big words and seems too educated? Will it be thrown out because she sites studies and data? How will we over come the resistance to real facts?



Worse than senseless scum.

Way, way back in the young life of Kadizzle he worked at the Burger Chef on National Road in Wheeling, West Virginia. Kadizzles worked with the Whale. That is what we called Mike Whalen. Kadizzle also played on the football team with the Whale. Flipping burgers the Whale would call people " Worse than senseless scum".  Some things stick in your mind. 

 As predicted Black Masters, and Kari Lake are challanging the election results in Arizona. They  truly meet the criteria for worse than senseless scum. Both amoebas have a big problem, it is a Republican in charge of the counting. So according to them Republican A is cheating Republican B so the Democrats can win. Does this make any sense Frank?

Keep in mind before the election Kari Lake said she would only accept the results if she won. Will the fog at the Tea Party lift? 

Alone on the mountain

The supreme commander is down at the lake making the country safe for democracy. Meanwhile old Kadizzle is on the mountain. Kadizzle got a few minor task done yesterday. Put down the pavers again to do a better job. The professionals made fun of Kadizzle's last job. 

Met another new neighbor yesterday. Meeting new people has been a great change for our new life in a new location. It must be like being in the witness protection program. 

The defeat of the Hoopleheads in the election has brought great relief, but the game is not over. When that final rat Kari Lake goes down it will be like having thorn removed. Of course the King of the Hooples is going to announce on Tuesday he will make another run at being King. Seems like the Republicans have just about had it with the clown. One great report of news was all but one of his secretary of state election thugs were defeated. 

Poor old Hooples will have to invent some new conspiracy theories. Kari Lake will no doubt scream she was cheated. 

Yesterday Kadizzle hopped on the motor cycle to ride down from the mountain. Two vans full of college kids were parked beside the steep slope leading down the hill. As the students stood in a flock, the geology professor pointed at the rocks on the side of our road. Kadizzle drove the cycle into their midst and listened to the lecture. The professor was very good, and Kadizzle thought he came from a top notch college. He was from a community college and they were lucky to have him. 

As the professor explained the layers of sediment and sandstone he mention the age of the rocks. Billions of years went by to form the material in front of us. Kadizzle wanted to ask the Jehovah's witnesses and Jesus down at the thrift store how billions of years took place in just six thousand. What would a mind high on Jesus think listening to a logical explanation of geology?

Kadizzle got to pop a few questions to the professor. One thing Kadizzle asked about was the rim. The rim is the landmark of all landmarks around here. According to the professor the rim was a retreating wall which once was over Phoenix. Very hard to imagine. Professor said it was the largest such escarpment in the world in length. You can see a lot just by looking, and you can learn a lot just by listening, a habit Kadizzle needs to work on. 

Hope Frank and Jeff B. did not take the election rebuke too hard. Being a thug is bad enough, but being a losing thug is even less fun. There will be wailing and screams of distress at the next Tea Party meeting. Black Masters the local pet of Trump promised to come right to the Payson Tea Party meeting after he won. Now he can take his gun down on the border and shoot some immigrants. Eli Crane did win. Crane needs to come get a copy of the Constitution at the next meeting so he can realize the country is not founded on lying, cheating, and stealing. Fox News is going to take a blow. Thankya Jesus for normal Americans. 

Today Kadizzle has a mission. For business reasons Kadizzle has adopted a bum. Finding the bum is a problem. The bum says he has more than one bum encampment. Yesterday Kadizzle went to the one bum encampment he has located. Bumore has not been at his tent for awhile. Someone or something else has been there. Kadizzle thinks a bear tore up Bumore's tent. It looks like the work of a bear searching for food, but the joint is a mess. Cold weather is hard on bums and when Kadizzle did find Bumore he said he moved into housing with a friend. Bums love Phoenix because they can thrive all year round. Kadizzle watched a Youtube video about how Finland eliminated homeless people. Finland just gave them a place to live. In our country we make the Bums meet certian goals before they get their own place. Finland figured it out. Give them a place to live, then they can meet the goals. 

When Kadizzle finally found Bumore yesterday, Bumore had a job. Bless Bumore he is trying to do better. Living in a house is critical for someone trying to work. Bumore is working in a fast food joint. Of course they are going to expect him to show up showered and clean. How can you do that when you don't have a home? The supply of workers is so low the businesses will not take the homeless. Hard to understand why a bumwalker would stand in front of Walmart when he could actually make money working at a hamburger joint. Of course the greed of corporations makes sure the people who want to leave the bum profession will have a hard time of it. Wait, Kadizzle has an idea. Why not have the big chains have bunkhouses for bums. In the old days of the cowboys the rancher provided food and place to sleep. Why not have a bunkhouse for bums behind Walmart. The bums could bring back the carts, clean the parking lot, unload the trucks. In exchange the bums could have a shower, a warm place to sleep, and a drug free environment. Even the slave were given shacks to live in. So the slaves had shacks in the old days, and now we will not even give them that?


Saturday, November 12, 2022

Tricking the Hoopleheads

Kadizzle just checked the NPR news for today. An article caught his attention. The article centered on how the Democrats supported the goofiest Republican Hoopleheads. It worked. Democrats knew that if they helped the most far right wing Hooples win in the primary it would be more easy for a normal person to beat a mental Hoople. It may have given the Hooples more votes, but not enough to win. Perhaps that is how Kari Lake lost. Democrats let her spotlight her stupidity and lying. Normal people saw her for what she is,  a min Trump nut case. When the real election came it was the normals against the Hooples. 

 Now this may have backfired. Eli Crane is not normal, but it appears he won. Some of the Hooples won due to redistricting. In Arizona there are pockets of Hoopleheads that are almost overrun by the vermin. The crazy system of elections in the United States allow dolts to get elected. Look at Trump, here is an obvious lying mental case that lost the general election, but the Hooples got their King because of the electoral college. Redistricting does the same thing for the Hoopleheads.  

Kadizzle has written about this too many times, but it bears repeating. The Hooples get a free 27%. It is the car dealer against the high school dropout. Who is going to win? Who wins when TV preachers rape their flock? You don't sway the simple minded with logic, nope smoke mirrors, and fear are the grease  you use on the Hooples. Democrats always think you can speak to the ill informed and teach them something. Wrong, wrong, wrong. Republicans know better than to use logic on the mentally challenged. Just say to the dinger " What about Hunter Biden's laptop". You got em, reel em in in and tell them about how Joe Biden raised the price of gas and is going to get their gun. Put them in the creel. 

Eli Crane is a perfect example who got elected. Eli stood in front of the Tea Party and told them after three tries he made it into the Navy Seals. Also Eli told them how as the navigator for his group he made the mistake of using an outdated map. Another clue Eli gave the Tea drinkers was that he was not actually that smart. Apparently when Eli made it obvious he was just like them, they jumped right in a supported him. 

Up Early in the Engine Room

 In the background the furnace is running. 28 degrees outside, but it will warm to 58. Winky is down at the Lake in the Earth Module. Kadizzle is having the first coffee in the Engine room. Kadizzle took a punctuation video lesson yesterday. Most likely it will not help. Also studied people with strange minds that could memorize a deck of cards in 24 seconds, paint amazing picture and play incredible music as a child. 

While a few are struck with brains that can do amazing things, others have brains that run so poorly they voluntarily give the Apache casino their security checks. A strange world indeed. 

Democrats feel like they had somewhat of a victory. Kadizzle sees it as more of a plane that had the engines quit and glided safely to the ground. Shot at and missed. Global warming is still happening and the Hooples are still at the Tea Party in a daze. 

Trump is supposed to announce he will run for King on Tuesday. One good thing about Trump is he is self destructive. It takes awhile, but like most insane people he will implode. 

Remember those end of the world people waiting to be drawn into heaven. The rapture, that was the game. Hoopleheads are a version of that game. With certainty they are going to be drawn into another world. Even though it never happens they are sure it is coming. 

If the Republicans get an edge to investigate Hunter Biden's laptop all the answers will be there. Every Hooplehead once they get high on stupidity will start to tell you some story about the Federal Reserve, or the Jewish cabal. Of course somewhere in a secret room about ten or twelve people are running the world. More than likely they are sex deviants, that went to college. Don't worry, as long as we have guns we can hold them off. 

If you don't believe or understand all this the Tea Party has meetings to explain it. 

A story about a large lump. Cannot disclose the location because Kadizzle does not want to hurt the feelings of the large lump. Kadizzle encountered a large lump, perhaps the lump weighed over 400lbs. Since the lump was in a conversation group Kadizzle was about to join, Kadizzle introduced himself. The lump said " I know who you are, you are one of those guys who holds the sign about Trump". Kadizzle admitted he was a sinner. The lump said " Well I am the guy that gives you the finger"  Kadizzle said " Thats great, you could give me two fingers".  Lump responded " Well I have to keep one hand on the wheel".  

Life is what you make it. You can sit in the corner waiting to die, or you can get shot by an angry Hooplehead and speed up the process. 

Just got an email from my daughter. It contained a power point presentation from the Snoochel. The Snoochel is my brilliant granddaughter. The power point presentation carefully goes over her Christmas wish list. Who in the world makes a presentation about what they want for Christmas? There can be no excuses, if you don't get her what she wants. 

Grandpa loves to brag about the Snoochel. She is amazing. Among here many talents are the short videos she makes for various charities and businesses. As an amateur commercial actor the 13 year old has already made over 3K for her bank account. For her last check all she did was lay in bed with a thermometer in her mouth with her dog the Wolly Brumpus. The commercial was for veterinarians, and more than likely the Wolly Brumpus was the real star, but Snoochel got paid. 


Friday, November 11, 2022

The Fishing Spot and Kari Lake

 Back in the old days on Lake Sakakawea one thing that got fishermen upset was other guys moving in on them. A guy would be seen catching fish, so the other boats would move to his spot. Trump saw how you could use lies to catch Hoopleheads, this did not go unnoticed by the mini Trumps. Kari Lake running for governor in Arizona has used the same bate. Kari Lake moved in on the Trump lying technique.

Indeed it worked, Kari Lake is catching the same Hoopleheads Trump feast on. Lies are the best bait for Hooples. Trump lied about his taxes, he lied about cheating college students, and best of all he lied about winning. A brave liar is a dream come true for the Republican Party. What is better than a liar? Better than a liar is a person who can cook up and spread conspiracy theories. Alex Jones proved how bizzare you can be and make money at it. Fooling simple people goes way back in History as a money maker. Religion was the first scam. Convincing people the dead could come alive, people could walk on water, and be born from a virgin all were the original Trump tactics. People ate it up. People paid money to go to heaven. Now people pay money for Trump hats, and donate to a man who claims he is a billionaire. Every time Trump gets in a pinch he ask for money. Do your rich friends do that to you? Frank, and Jeff B. just can't figure it out. 

Leaving and coming back

 Being old involves a lot of pondering. Close to sixty years ago Kadizzle left his childhood neighborhood. Since then the place shrank. As a child the streets seemed wider, the yard seemed bigger, and the distances greater, with the hills higher, but now it all shrank. What shrank Woodsdale? 

Once Kadizzle saw how big the world was his little world was indeed little. An old friend used to say " He lives in a small world".  As Kadizzle has aged it has become apparent to him that humans are not what he thought. Kadizzle has gradually realized most humans are a pathetic bunch. At a younger age Kadizzle thought doctors, lawyers, judges, and so many professionals were much smarter than they have turned out to be. 

You don't know how cold it is outside until you put a thermometer out there. Maybe you thought it was thirty or fourty, but it is really 25 degrees outside. Donald Trump was the thermometer. Kadizzle never had a clue how simple minded Americans were until Trump showed up. 

The election has left Kadizzle's head spinning. How many Frank's and Jeff B's can there be?  Way more than anyone can imagine. The Hoopleheads have elected comic book characters. Clueless Eli Crane got elected because he was a Navy Seal after three tries, and Trump said he was OK. Wendy Rogers who is a blatant idiot is the darling of the brain dead crowd. 

Just say the magic words you learned from Fox News, and get Trump to let you kiss his ring, and the Hoopleheads will pee their pants to vote for you. 

How will the Hooples govern? How do you address groomers in school trying to homosexualize our children? How do you fight the immigrants invading us? What about the Chinese? It is one thing to tell people about ghost, but it is totally different when you are in charge of ghost control.

Thursday, November 10, 2022

Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it...



All you need to know about the Republican brain. How do you explain Trump and the Hoopleheads. Are there really such people? Check Republican headquarters, attend a Tea Party meeting. 

Wednesday, November 09, 2022

What if half the population were idiots?

The election has shown a severe infestation of idiocy. The results have shown dolts make up half the population. People voted for Kari Lake, Eli Crane and other obvious mental cases. If you figure a lot of the most ignorant people don't even bother to vote, then you realize perhaps 60 percent of the population is living in a brain fog. 

How will this play out? Well if you let children drive the bus you can be assured the outcome will ultimately be a mess. Lets try to bring hope from despair. For the next two years the simple minded may have their way with our goverment. Once they crash the bus, even the Hooples will have to admit letting the children drive was a mistake. This should set the scene for a Democrat as president in 2024. Just a theory.

If you could live in Arizona and actually see people like Kari Lake, Wendy Rodgers, and Eli Crane you would be astounded. You know how it is when you can recognize someone is drunk, well it is not much different when you recognize a brain running on dead batteries. 

A strange thing about humans is they like people like themselves. White people like white people, and the Hoopleheads like Kari Lake. Most Hoopleheads were fooled by someone smart when they were young. Now the Hoopleheads just don't trust smart people. You need only look at the recent Covid mess. Smart people said get vaccinated. The Hooplehead response was " No, its a trick".

Hooples have very short memories, they forgot how polio was defeated with a vaccine. When Trump said he would show his taxes the Hooples forgot he said it. Trump lies, the Hoopleheads forget in a week or a day. 

One thing the Hooples just cannot see is how Trump turns on people. DeSantis in Florida and Trump were buddies, now that is imploding. Pence was Trumps buddy until Trump set him up to get hanged. Of course the Hooples don't remember this. The casino is a classic Hooplehead experiment. The Hoopleheads remember when they win and forget when they lost. 

Up Early

At 4:52 A.M. Kadizzle is awake. Had a great rib eye last night with the sister in law. Showed her around Payson a bit. Went to be too early with a nice glass of red wine.

Thin margins are holding back the Hoopleheads. The sheer volume of stupidity is scary. Can there really be that many delusional people? It aint over. Hope springs eternal. 

Kadizzle emanates from a family of 9 children, five of us are still breathing. There are a lot of relatives, and get togethers are rare, but becoming more frequent with age. For so many years everyone was busy raising children. Now the time has come for people to start cashing in. Sad, but we all have to cash out. 

Can we hold the Hoopleheads at bay? The wonderful thing about the Hooples is they are self destructive. The casino is full of Hooples doing their best to go broke, then you have the bonus of the lottery also draining the Hooples. What do you get with a lottery ticket? You pay two dollars to dream for a week. Selling false future dreams is an art the Republicans have mastered.

Yesterday Kadizzle had the classic political conversation with a construction foreman. Kadizzle and the foreman agreed the Democrats abandoned the working class, but Kadizzle urged the fellow to still vote for Democrats. Kadizzle told Richard the Republicans represented no one but the rich. Then the Hoople magic kicked in. Richard said " Well someday I hope to be rich, so I am voting Republican".  The odds of Richard ever becoming rich are slim, but the Republican trick always works. 

Now imagine this, the owner of a plantation stands on his balcony with all the slaves gathered below him. He ask the slaves " How do you like slavery".  In unison they all shout " It sucks". The plantation owner says " Have I got good news for you". " When I die I am going to have one slave name drawn out of a hat, and that slave will get to be the new plantation owner".  " Wow " the slaves shout " That is great, lets get to work, and fix up the plantation, because someday it will be mine".  "Great" says the plantation owner. " Go back to work and have a good day, and I will give free whippings to anyone who does not like the new plan".  Well Frank, and Jeff B. that is how it works, have fun picking cotton.

Republican have a lot of tricks up their sleeve and another favorite is the you are rich trick. Well you may not be rich, but next week you will win the lottery, and surely you don't want to pay taxes on those billions. So even if your roof leaks, your car doesn't run and you can't pay for anymore tattoos, you need to vote Republican, right Frank. 

Someone is going to get my stuff. That is another favorite Republican mantra. Of course they want to get your gun, but they want everything you have. That is why almost every yard in Hoopleland has a chain link fence with a no trespassing sign. It makes the areas where the slum warriors live look like hell, but it keeps the immigrants out. 

Kadizzle had a conversation with a wealthy friend in a wealthy community, and she is worried about the people from the border invading her home. She is about three hundred miles north of the border and her concern is absurd, but the Republicans have sold her on the idea. Most likely they want to rape her. The immigrants are indiscriminate. She is in her 70s. Now if you were a raping immigrant why not pick out a younger woman? Imagine you just walked from some central American country to the U.S. border. Now, the first thing you want to do is rape some Americans. That seems ridiculous, but Frank, and Jeff B. along with our friend think it could happen. Reality left the room. 

Another great Republican ploy that has always been a favorite are the homosexual recruiting school kids. Imagine a teacher telling the class "If you want to be gay, stay after school, and I can help you". All those that want to be communist or socialist please come on Friday. 

According to Republicans the Democrats are only interested in how to get other peoples stuff. The allies of the Democrats are the welfare cheats, and lazy minorities. Now that is a strange one. Everyday I walk out my garage door and who is pouring the concrete, laying the pavers, roofing the houses, putting up the walls, doing the gardening? Yes, it is those guys who came here to rape. They must have got side tracked or do all their raping and stealing at night. Imagine how hard it is to work all day and rape all night. That is what Frank, and Jeff B. are defending us good old white guys against. Now the wall might keep out the racist, but how are the gardeners and concrete guys going to get in?

The real wake up call is going to come as these huge factories are built around Phoenix. Someone is going to have to work there making the cars, the chips, and all the new things we want. Hmm, where will we get the worker? Japan has stalled for lack of a labor force, even China is having problems. All the teenagers in Payson are going to be welders, plumbers, or electricians. However they missed one thing. Everyday you have to get up and work. Kadizzle has seen the work ethic of the Payson teen. None of them last more than two weeks, most give up after a day or two. The problem is you don't get much done staring at your phone with a pile of cinder blocks in front of you. 

Ok, there are a lot of drugs coming from somewhere. One Payson industry is repairing the drug damaged brains. There are two ways to make money fixing addicts. You can sell the on the Jesus cure, or the traditional cure of counselling. Either way you can make some money. So you can see to keep busines going we need a steady supply of addicts. This is sort of like the immigrants. Illegal immigrants get paid cash. That keeps construction cost down and means some poor guy can take care of your yard for less. All these people working for cash will get no social security, nor will they pay in. Kadizzle gets a social security check, so he needs someone to work and pay for the system. Now the Republicans plan to destroy social security, and that will be one of  their main goals. Who will suffer? Yup, the Hoopleheads. 

The guy with the barking dog inside his chain-link fence is his own worst enemy. If he cannot destroy his life with gambling, smoking, and drinking, then he can have the Republicans rob him blind. So the game goes on rigged with rules that shovel tax breaks to the rich, and Frank and Jeff B love it. Trickle down has already worked so well. 

 

Tuesday, November 08, 2022

Bear with me, and forgive for repeating

For the benefit of some right wing readers Kadizzle has decided to have a review of the origin of Hoopleheads. In order to accomplish the lesson Kadizzle has posted below the scene from Deadwood where the two crooks are discussing business. To make sure Frank, and Jeff B. understand Kadizzle is posting the words they speak below.

How is business?

Hot and Cold. Trying to get a new crap game concept off the ground. 

It takes time to get the Hoopleheads to adjust. 

Sometimes I wish we could just hit them over the head, rob them and throw their bodies in the creek.

But, that would be wrong. 

This short little clip from the Deadwood series,  sums up the Republican Party. Frank, Jeff B. watch it carefully and think about it when you vote for Kari Lake today. 

Deadwood - Hooplehead bashing Season 1

Read this

Ok Frank, Jeff B. Kadizzle knows  you are no supposed to read anything based on reality. Maybe you don't read at all. NPR has an article today that has a Russian oligarch admitting he manipulates people like Frank, and Jeff B. You think those goofy ideas come from Kari Lake, and Blake Masters. Nope, the silly stuff is there with the help of Russia. Russia brought Trump to power. Deny it, but that does not change the fact the Russia mines the stupid people in America. 

No party in America ever had the backing of the Russians, until they stepped in on behalf of Trump. The Russians saw a stooge they could use. It is an awful feeling to admit you have been taken in by a scheme. So don't admit it, just let Fox tell you your pet mental patients invented the crazy world we are in by themselves. 

Look at the lies generated by the Republicans, sex rings, critical race theory, and on it goes. Yesterday Kadizzle spent a bit of time explaining to a guy at Home Depot how ammonium nitrate and diesel fuel are mixed to make an explosive. Each alone is harmless, but mixed you have a powerful explosive. Russia has realized that religion and right wing politics are the explosive force you can mix and destroy our country. The very people who buy  into the religious hocus pocus will buy into right wing lies. Trump quickly grasped how he could use the evangelicals to juice his lies. Jesus and Putin will bring us down. Who sends their kids to religious schools or home schools them? You guessed it, the Hoopleheads. Can we recover from the tsunami of lies launched by Trump, and fueled by the Russians? Today we will take our national IQ test. 

Don't bother reading this

What will it be like if the thugs win today. What if Frank and Jeff B. have their way? Don't bother reading this, read what Paul Krugman says in the NYT. Fascism is a breath away today. Frank and Jeff B. are pretend thugs today. If this election goes south real thugs empowered by the Hooples will be the American version of the morality police. 

A lot of people will pay the price for sitting on their hands, dismissing the Hoopleheads as harmless, and not paying attention. Today is the day our democracy ends. Today is the day the clock is set back to the time of Hitler. 

Kadizzle has about eight years to go on this planet, but my kids will have to live in the nightmare the Republicans have engineered. We all want out children to have it better, but the Republicans just shot the foot off of democracy. The poor will suffer the most, yet it is those on the low end of the economy who brought us the Trump thugs. 

As we sink into the mess how will Fox News report it? The Democrats will be gone. Who will they blame? Just like Hitler minorities will be attacked. History has shown us nothing. 

Monday, November 07, 2022

Hello Russians.

Just checked the statistics for this blog. If they can be believed there are 182 Russians following this nonsense. Nice to have you aboard my friends in Russia. Wow, you have a mess in your country and are causing one in ours. Putin does his best to mislead people. He lies as much as Trump. We got Trump, you got Putin. Of course you poor people in Russia have your Hoopleheads that believe Putin. Welcome to the club. You guys in Russia know your system is rigged. The Republicans here have made a mockery of democracy. If you want to see stupid in action just count the number of people tomorrow who will vote for Republican Nazis.  

Supposedly we are free in this country, but freedom has a strange ring to it now. We are free to watch Fox News, and believe Trump. We are free to be a dumb as we want. Old Krushev used to say " We will bury you".  Who ever dreamed the Russians would bury us with our own internet, Fox News, and The Donald. 

Nuclear weapons are child's play compared to nuclear lies. Even Russians used to propaganda would have a hard time believing the stuff fed to the Hoopleheads here. 

Thing may get way better for Putin and his cyber attacks. Should the Hooples win tomorrow feeding them crazy juice will be far easier. Trump and Putin have split our country with a lying ax. 

It would be great to get a comment from a real Russian. Have at it. If you come here and miss the communist party, Kadizzle can take you to a Tea Party meeting. That is our version of delusion. 

The Universe is sending a message

 Kadizzle is not big on superstition, religion, or most of the other hocus pocus. However, something strange is going to take place. Tuesday there will be a total eclipse of the moon. It will not happen again for three years. Does the moon know about the election. If you were a moon how else could you tell the people on Earth the world is about to change?

Anyone can make up insane ideas. Trump showed us that. Now Kadizzle wants to make up a crazy. What if all that empty space, out in space was really not empty. What if as we flew through space with our planet and solar system we flew clouds of rational thought, clouds of ignorance, and clouds of progress, and regression?

How do you explain an entire planet of humans all becoming idiots at the same time? How do you explain the sudden burst of knowledge for the whole planet?

Currently the solar system has drifted into a invisible cloud of right wing insanity. Just like a car that pass into and out of a fog, will we pass out of this fog? Ships wreck in the fog, planes crash in the fog. Will we? There has always been some fog. Religion is a fog that never lifts. People love a simple explanation for complex things. That is why Kadizzle just made up this nonsense. Cannot explain what is going on so just make up some silly explanation. Now, the next major trick is to believe you own lie. 

Tuesday Kadizzle will make his trip to the Casino. Now wait a second. Kadizzle will win for the 21st consecutive time. You think this cannot be. Kadizzle will win because he did learn something about statistics. On the other hand most of the people in the casino will lose. Those people losing their social security checks believe every sort of strange theory about slot machines being hot or cold or about to hit. Kadizzle read an article in a gaming magazine about ho to use a mantra while playing a slot machine. 

The Hoopleheads like Frank and Jeff B. never mastered the concept of cause and effect. That is how Trump makes them dance. Now, back to the slot machine. A slot machine operates on simple probability. You flip a coin and there is a fifty fifty chance one side or the other will come up. God didn't do it, your mantra didn't do it, nor did your rabbits foot. Now a strange thing does happen. The more you flip the coin, and if you keep track the more the toss will come toward the average. The casino knows this, but the Hoopleheads don't. Remember the Hoopleheads believe every lie they are told. The Casino knows that if the Hooplehead stays at the slot machine the Casino will get the Hooples money at the rate of ten percent. What does that mean? That means the Hoople will get back 90 dollars for every 100 he puts in. Let this go on long enough and the Hoople is broke. Of course you have to fool the Hooplehead to get him to stay there. So you let him win once in awhile. At least you make him think he wins. Hooples remember the wins, but forget the loses. That works great for the Republicans and the casino. What if you could get the Hooples to believe Joe Biden controls gas prices? Sure you can. You can get the Hooples to believe Democrats run sex rings. The Hooples are being bilked out of hundreds of billions of dollars with the lottery. The Hooples think they can win with odds of 200 million to one against them. Even if the Hoople wins the lottery still wins. The Hoople got one billion, the lottery got tens of billions and just gave the Hoople one billion. 

Hooples just plain do not understand math. The classic are crime figures. Republicans know how to fool Hooples with math, just like the casino. Crime is low compared to long time statistics. Of course on a day to day basis crime figures will go up and down, but that is a little complicated for the Hooples. 

Now look at gas prices. The Hoopleheads never ask " What should the price of gas be with normal inflation?"  OK, Hoople think about this, Kadizzle is 73 years old, he used to be able to buy a candy bar for ten cents at the drug store. Now that same candy bar even smaller is two dollars. Did Joe Biden do that? No that is inflation over time. Cigarettes used to fifty cents a pack. Now a pack of weeds is five dollars. Did Joe Biden do that? Lets get back to gasoline. One could argue that gas prices are actually low or about where they should be considering normal inflation, but Hooples do not understand economics, or math. 

Numbers confuse Frank, and Jeff B.  Here is an example. What kind of miles per gallon does a jet get? If you divide the miles the jet travels by the amount of fuel used you will come up with a figure that might make you think jets get poor milage. On the other hand if you divide the miles by the passengers you might be amazed that the jet passenger plane is getting about 22 miles per gallon per passenger. It is all how you paint the picture with numbers. 

Republicans know math is foreign to the Hooples so they feed them stuff like trickle down and crime. Republicans love to put ads on the TV claiming immigrants are criminals. Of course the guys at the Tea Party don't look at figures the way normal people do. The percent of immigrants that are criminals is way lower than the same percentage in any large city. This is where logic escapes the Hoopleheads. Listen closely Frank. If you were a criminal in any country south of the border it might be reasonable to assume you were better off economically than most of the people around you. The theory is crime pays. Now Frank, why would you leave and head for the border if you were doing OK in Mexico. Nope, you would stay. So who would head for the border? The people at the border are the ones not doing well, because they are honest hard working people the criminals exploit. Does this make sense Frank?

Another quick lesson for Frank. How do you spot a criminal. Well the robber usually is the guy with the money. Now think about this Frank, who has the money in the United States. Is it the guy living in the slums in a run down apartment with rats or is it the guy with multiple houses and a jet? Who stole the cookies Frank, the fat guy or the skinny guy? Republicans live and breath by diversion. While Frank is looking at the border the Republicans rob him blind with tax cuts for the rich. Wake up Frank. 

Here we go

Kadizzle feels like he slept pretty well last nigh. Last night was stage two of sleep monitoring. Kadizzle is taking a home sleep test. Results should be interesting.

Maybe the good sleep resulted from a long ebike ride. Took the newest ebike out on the forest roads. The bike performed well. The bike has a new system for data, not sure how much it is liked. To get the data you have to blue tooth  the phone to the bike. You get all the information the bike can give you. How much energy the bike provided, how much you provided, how much elevation change you had, your top speed, your average speed, you cadence, and a couple more things. It is interesting. However, having your phone on the handle bar can be problematic.

Found five chicken eggs yesterday. Well, they are not really chicken eggs but golf balls. For exercise Kadizzle rides the rim of the golf course and looks for chicken eggs.  If you ever worked on a farm you know the chickens might lay the eggs anywhere. Golf balls today come in very bright colors like bright green, orange, or yellow. Once in awhile you find a silver or gold one. That feature makes it like hunting Easter eggs. The golf ball collection is approaching 200. If you need any let Kadizzle know. 

This will be one of the strangest elections in my lifetime. The number of mentally challenged people on the ballot is staggering. Few good people are running anywhere. Trump stooges are everywhere. No matter who wins the country is in for a bad ride. Rational intelligent people are gone. The lunatics will prevail. It will not be a government of building, but one of destruction. 

Sunday, November 06, 2022

Normal people are afraid of what will happen if the Hoopleheads take over

The Hooplehead fear the immigrants, and normal people fear the Hoopleheads. Every normal person knows the danger the country is in. The Hooples might come out in droves. Reality is about to outlawed. If the crazies lose they will scream rigged election. Arizona will be the gauge for insanity. The two worst mental cases are Blake Masters, and Kari Lake, but there are mini crazies like Windy Rodgers, and Eli Crane. 

Maybe old Kadizzle is obsessed, but when you still have Trump making the Hooples dance you got a problem. To know there a 71 million people detached from reality living among us is frightening. 

Israel fell into the hands of the insane, but a wonderful thing happened in Brazil. The Trumpist was defeated. Suffering is the only thing that can wake up the Hooples. Once the dingers are elected the policies will hurt the Hooples the most. The Hoopleheads will turn on the Republicans. They will have no one else to blame. Republicans in power will shovel money to the rich. The money will come out of the pockets of the poor. Once Republicans attack social security even the dumbest Hoople will know they have been had. This whole thing will take three or four years to play out. With Russia's help our country can be destroyed quickly. Trump and Fox News are the best news Putin ever had. Putin understands the power of greed, and knows how to play the billionaires against the United States. At last the colonizers will become the colonies of the wealthy. The rich own every Republican in congress and even own people like Joe Machin. 

The deck is stacked. The Supreme Court is now people with Trump yes men. Religion has become the oil of the right wing. If this election goes down the drain it is game over. 

Russians love Frank, Jeff B. and the Tea Party

 In a building in St. Petersburg, Russia a small army of hackers are pretending to be Americans on the internet. Who are they targeting? Frank, and Jeff B. are just what Putin ordered. Sadly right now, just before the election the Russians have turned on the trolling full blast. 

Who do the Russians support in our election? After the Russians realized what they could do to our country by supporting Trump, Putin knew he could bomb the United States with lies. Republicans and lies are a fatal mix to democracy, Trump has shown us that. The Russians support the nut cases, Kari Lake, Wendy Rodgers, Blake Masters,  and all the election deniers. Causing confusion and chaos is cheap, and Russia knows how to exploit the minds fried by Fox News. 

As our political system falls apart one might ask how did it happen? Three major players did the trick, Fox News, the Republican Party, and Russia. 

The recent lying by the Republicans about the attack on Paul Polosi clearly demonstrated how low the Republicans will go. The fact that the lies spread like wildfire emboldened the Russians. 

At a Tea Party meeting you can hear every fear infused conspiracy theory Russia promotes. Now turn on your television and soak up insane political adds by the crazies. 

The Roman empire fell apart. There was no Fox News then, but when people look back at our era they will see how the American system fell from inside as Frank and Jeff B. ate up every lie they could embrace. 

After the election on Tuesday if someone ask who won the election? The best answer might be Russia, or Fox News. 

The rich have no mercy. Last night Kadizzle read an article about how gambling exploits the poor. Of course it does, but the figure extracted from poor neighborhoods was staggering. 105 billion is taken from the poor with the lottery. Imagine what that sum invested in poor neighborhoods could do. But that is not where the money goes. The money goes to scholarships for rich white kids. You can read the article on NPR. 

If the Republican prevail on Tuesday the world will be upside down. The inmates will be running the Asylum. Republicans will harvest tax breaks for the rich like the fruit on an abundant tree. 

The Republicans have every intention of attacking the safety nets of the poor. Guess who is poor? Yup, the Hoopleheads. Where do you see the Trump stickers? Yup, on the back of the Hoopleheads car, and you see the flag of ignorance in their yard. Once the Republicans destroy health care, and social security perhaps the Hooples will wake up. Nope, the old Hunter Biden's laptop will always be the answer. 

Saturday, November 05, 2022

Do something

Are you a timid mouse? The country is about to fall into a dictatorship. Do you have the courage to act? You can at least try to convince a Hooplehead to face reality. The clock is ticking. At the end of next week the country may be headed toward a Nazi style goverment. Don't think it can happen? Pick up a paper and read what just happened to Israel. The Hoopleheads took over the country. Every major position in Israel will be filled by a right wing dolt. Imagine that here. If you keep quiet, sit on your hands and do nothing the Hooples will go to the polls. The Hoopleheads live on fear, and fantasy. Their candidates have fed them a banquet of lies and they feasted. Can you crack through the Trump concrete that envelopes their brain? Maybe it is worth a try. Do you want to go forward into a forest of right wing insanity knowing you did nothing? Speak to a Hoople. Tell them the election is on Friday, anything will help save the country. Don't worry about lying, the Hoopleheads us it as their most powerful weapon. 

The Stupids Step Out read aloud


You may not want to endure the video. When our children were small we used to read them the book. It certainly taught them what stupids are. On Tuesday next week the country may be brought to it's knees if enough of the stupids step out. The book makes it easy to spot a stupid, Trump does to. Around here the stupids put Trump stickers on their car and wear red hats. Be careful if you go to a business and Fox News is on the TV. An NRA sticker can tip you off. Then there are the super stupids. In their yard will be the "Don't tread on me flag".  Flags are a good indicator the brain cells have died. If you see a vehicle flying a big flag that is a big warning. A Conferderate flag means you have encountered someone whose brain is running on fumes. Another poplar flag among the braid dead is an American flag that is not red white and blue, but blue, black, white. Now this one is really goofy. The people that fly it support the police, but they had no problem attacking the police at the Capitol. 

The stupids like to step out when someone shows up to lie to them like Kari Lake, Wendy Rodgers, Blake Masters, and the super liar Donald Trump. Almost forgot another class of the stupids. That is the gun guys. Sometimes they just go to the grocery store with a gun on their side, but give them a chance to dress up like a soldier, and he we go. Deep down the stupids know they were never that bright, but Trump gives them hope. Trump made it stealing, lying, and selling delusions, why can't they? 

When you are goofy nothing reassures you like hanging around with a bunch of other people who have the same disfunction. That way you feel more normal. If you go to a Trump rally you can be totally insane, and feel like, I am just like everyone else. 

Friday, November 04, 2022

Sunshine on fresh snow

A crystal clear sky is allowing the sun to blast it's rays off the new snow. The scenery is spectacular. The snow will melt quickly and all the water in the neighborhood will run to our backyard. Who ever engineered the drainage in this development should have his license revoked.  

 While they have the gun loaded to shoot engineers they need to fire one at the guy who designed the latest ebike to come in the mail. The computer system is insane. Instead of simply displaying the information like how much battery you have, the computer blinks color coded messages. That would be fine if you studied Morris Code, but it does not work well as you cruise down a hill. This problem was brought on by the addiction to cell phones. The younger set wants bikes that have a blue tooth connection to the phone. This means you have to mount your phone on the handlebar, and get your info there. 

An observation. Kadizzle went to a different doctor yesterday. A strange thing in the doctor offices here are the dogs. Yup, two out of three doctors Kadizzle deals with have little dogs running around their office. Doctoring here is much more casual than what one would find in the big city. Reminds Kadizzle of something he saw over fifty years ago. Before we were married we went to school at West Virginia University. Going home one day we drove past a veterinarian's office. Lying in the front yard of the place was the head of a horse that looked like it had been sawed off at the shoulders with a chain saw. 

The mind of Kadizzle never stops. The night before visiting the doctor Kadizzle wondered how do doctors learn to sew stitches. Since he was at the doctors office he posed the question to the doctor. The surgeon said you buy pigs feet and practice sewing on pigs feet. Then he said you go on youtube and learn surgery. Finally you get some good fake diplomas and away you go. It seemed to have worked well for him so Kadizzle asked where to get pigs feet. 

Read Heather Cox Richardson today

If you have any doubt about how crooked the Trump gang is, read Heather Cox Richardson today. Tea Party members should not attempt this. The truth could cause a stroke. Read the label on your medication.  

Snow

Snow has fallen. Kadizzle is up early, very early. The sky is clear, and the snow has created. a unique visual effect out the huge bedroom window. Although the sky is clear the town down below is enveloped in fog. So there is no town, but a neat glowing fog. 

Kadizzle took a sleep monitor to bed last night. Strange to sleep with that contraption. The device has a woman's voice that told Kadizzle to reposition the device in the middle of the night. Kadizzle does a lot of sleeping, but does not feel as refreshed as expected. 

Well mental illness is rampant. You can read the crazy comment of a person with some kind of sexual problem in the comments from yesterday. It is scary to know people so delusional are out on the street free to hit people with a hammer. You can gauge the level of mental illness by standing on the street with a " Jail Trump " sign. Just looking into the eyes of the people driving by giving you the middle finger lets you know they are out there. The anger of the cult people is frightening. The Jim Jones Kool aid disaster was a demonstration to normal people how toxic a cult can be. Jim Jones told people to commit suicide and they did. The Japanese had Kamikaze pilots that killed themselves for the cult leader. Trump has cult members that will lie and spread lies for him. Sadly many of the people elected to congress are cult members. 

Nowhere is the cult thicker than Arizona. Read the comment of the deranged guy or gal Brass Pass. Clearly the person has mental problems. Mix that mental illness with the Trump Cult and what do you have? Now think about armed cult members. Kadizzle has encountered them in the grocery store and some of the hornets at the Republican strongholds have confronted Kadizzle and Emil with guns strapped to their sides. Sheer mental illness. 

Too many people live secluded lives where they cannot gauge the level of insanity in our country. We are in an era like the time before the Nazis came to power. The normal people in Germany never thought their neighbors would go nuts and gas people, but they did. Normal people thought the population of deranged was smaller than it actually was. When crazy people reach a critical mass you have lynchings, dictatorships, and the breakdown of society. Think about the invasion of the Capitol on January 6th. What did the cult want to do? Correct, the cult wanted to "lynch" Mike Pence. Think about the mind of a cult member. The Donald encourages the cult to lynch his own vice president, and they see it as normal. That is the classic sign of mental illness, a person who perceives an insane situation as reality. 

If the patients in the asylum actually place other patients in government like Kari Lake, Blake Masters, and the other dingers we are in for a mess like never before. This is the time for sane people to act. 

One thing that sells like nothing else to the cult is fear. Yesterday Kadizzle had a conversation with a person concerned about immigrants invading their home. The concept is absurd for a variety of reasons, but one simple reason is math. The crime rate by immigrants is a fraction of the crime rate of the people already living here. This simply means you would be safer in a crowd of 100 immigrants picked at random, than you would in a crowd of 100 Americans picked at random. The cult political ads are succeeding. According to the cult immigrants are raping, selling drugs, and doing other nefarious things at an astounding rate. Like sponges the Hoopleheads suck up the lies of Trump and the right wing political ads. 

Now for a little good news. Emil Kashuntz loves to protest. Emil has moved to Phoenix for the winter. Of course Emil cannot resist pointing out the lies and deceit of Trump on the street corner. The good news is the Hooplehead population is a much smaller fraction of the metropolitan area than back here in the heart of gun land. Emil says the positive response by the population there is in the majority. This gives hope educated informed people can overcome the delusional cult vote. Keep in mind the iceberg. You don't know what is under the surface. Hopefully normal people will prevail. That is what happened when the cult was dealt a death blow by Biden when he won in Arizona. The cult just could not accept that reality and is still wobbling from that defeat to this day.  

Thursday, November 03, 2022

Mr. Brass Pass

Not to long ago Kadizzle enabled the comment section on this blog. Someone going by the name of Brass Pass has been commenting. Now there are two types of commenters. Of course there is the first type who make their comments from behind a tree. Don't much care for those guys. They are the same people who wear guns to feel bigger. 

There is a second type of commenter Kadizzle likes. When we protest often someone of the Trump Cult persuasion will stop and talk to us. The conversations are usually amicable and even fun. The ones who cannot defend their silly ideas run pretty quickly, but then there are those who stand their ground. If you really feel you have strong beliefs you should be willing to show your face. Mr Brass Pass could surely figure out how to get hold of me, but that is not the courage Brass Pass has. Brass Pass is one of those guys who throws stones from the bushes. All hat and no cattle. 

There is another bunch that loves to make false police reports. So here is a little story. A nice Hooplehead stopped on the street to discuss politics with Kadizzle in front of the Trump Cult nest. We had a good discussion. It was a friendly back and forth. Mrs Ragweed Bumblebee who loves to videotape us must have called the police. She claimed Kadizzle and Mr Friendly Cult guy were getting into a fight. This was a pure fabrication that both of us explained to the police. Somehow a twist was added to the story. There is a barber that works nearby the hornet nest. The Barber is a nice guy and Kadizzle has had some nice conversations with him. The concocted story spread amongst the Hoopleheads was that the barber came out and broke up the fight. There never was a fight, and the barber certainly did not come out and break up a fight. Now here we go with a little logic. Ragweed Bumblebee loves to video with her phone. If something really worth recording was happening be assured Ragweed would get it on video. Ask yourself a simple question. Why didn't Ragweed video the supposed altercation? The answer is simple, it did not happen, but reality does not phaze the Hooplehead hornets. Remember Trump's lie when he said the intruder at Paul Polosi's home broke the glass from the inside. The video showed Trump was lying. Does that have any weight with the Hoopleheads? Of course not. The Hoopleheads don't trust the FBI, or anyone that disagrees with them. That is how cults work. Only the Supreme leader, The Donald can speak Truth. If The Donald says there is no gravity, then don't worry about falling. We love The Donald and his special world where he can invent truth, just like Mrs. Ragweed Bumblebee. 

These 4 Simple Questions Will Change How You Think About Everything



What would it be like to see steam come from someone's ears? What would it be like to see someone's head spin on their shoulders? Sit by a Hooplehead and ask them to watch this video and you will get to see it all. 

$50 Dollars free for the first two Tea Party People to respond

 Ok, Tea Party buddies, here is an offer you can't refuse. Kadizzle will give the first two Tea Party people who read Heather Cox Richardsons post today each a fifty dollar bill. Let me know you read her comments and the money is yours. You do have to take a quiz. Tell Kadizzle how she referenced Joseph Nye Welch. Quiz question two.  In a paragraph with one sentence what was Biden quoted as saying. 

Kadizzle doesn't think any Hoople will take up his offer. Reading reality is toxic to these guys. In regard to this Kadizzle has already done this type of experiment. Back in the land Kadizzle came from he offered the Mayor a $50 dollar donation to his church if he would read some reality. The Mayor would not read what the Nobel prize winning author said because it came from the New York Times. The same mayor had no problem listening to the Fox News commentators that don't even have a journalism degree. 

On other occasions Kadizzle has offered to pay people to read something. Not once has a cult member take the money. To summarize, you cannot pay them to get smarter. 


Let it Snow

 That weather lady said we may get some snow. The problem is the Kadizzles are above 5,000 ft. When other get rain those on top get snow. Omar said it is the lapse rate. Omar does the lapse rate apply to memory? The older you get the higher the lapse rate?

Yesterday Kadizzle had an insane conversation. A lot of people walk in the park every day. One happens to live in our general area. Kadizzle stopped on the ebike to have a chat with him. Lets just say this fellow has a bit of a different life style. His sex life does not follow the normally accepted avenues.  

During the conversation with Kadizzle, lets just call him Willy, Willy made some very nasty remarks about Jewish people. Willy also made nasty remarks that were racist about other groups. Since Willy is a homosexual he made some remarks like " All women are bitches". 

Kadizzle pointed out to Willy that since he was a member of a minority he might reconsider his stance on name calling. Strangely during the conversation Willy kept saying Kadizzle was judgemental. 

Now this brings Kadizzle to the conundrum. Willy has a skill, a highly technical skill that requires some sort of intelligence. This is the puzzle ? How can someone master the knowledge to be a doctor, a lawyer, or some other profession, yet not have enough sense to tell Trump is a lying scoundrel. The only decent answer Kadizzle can come up with is some people can remember, but cannot think. You can go a long way on memory alone. If you can remember certain landmarks you can make it home. On the other hand if you had to solve a puzzle to get home maybe you would be lost. 

Fox News has shown us a lot of people are wandering around in the fog. Trump showed us there are 71 million people incapable of identifying a lying con man. Society has always had a use for dolts. Nothing makes better cannon fodder than some simple minded young guy high on patriotism. Russia as we speak is grinder up Russian dolts in the Ukraine war. Think about it. You can tell a Hooplehead they will get a shiny piece of metal to pin to their chest if they risk getting their head blown off to help some company that sells fighter planes make a profit. 

Come to Arizona and see the political ads. Who is Blake Masters trying to reach along with Kari Lake. You got it right, the Hoopleheads. 

Now for some simple math. 27% of our population is hard core deprived of logical thought (stupid). That is the population the $19.95 ads are aimed at. That is the population the TV preachers pick on. That is the population that buys lottery tickets, and visits the casino. Now think about it. If you were going to run for public office and appeal to normal people you would start out with a deficit. Trump only has to lie and act simple to win that hard core group of Hoopleheads that make up the 27%.  So you have to get 27% of normal or logical people just to break even.  Stangely the founding fathers knew the danger of the Hoopleheads. The founders knew how dangerous religion was, and they knew the average person was easy to fool. They designed our government to protect us from a mass of ignorant people. Unfortunately the Republicans have destroyed our protections. Education vaccinates people against foolishness, but the Republicans want to destroy education. The Supreme Court was designed to protect us from corporations, and the greed of the Republicans, but the court has been destroyed. Republicans have eaten away at all the things that were intended to protect us from a mob of dolts. What do dolts do, they elect dolts. 

At one time the United States had the best educational system in the world. Today we are ranked 28th. China is number one. A critical thing education does is teach logic. Logic is toxic to Republicans. Lets try some simple logic. If someone robs a bank they will end up with a bag full of money. Who ended up with a bag full of money, the rich, or the poor? Republicans have convinced the Hoopleheads that the poor stole the money. Wow, didn't the Hooples notice the poor don't live very well considering they stole all the money. The 20% of people who are poor only ended up with 2% of the GDP. On the other hand the 10% at the top got 40%.  Who stole the money? Talk to a person at random when you visit the Tea Party and they will explain to you how trickle down has been a success. You cannot make water run uphill, but with tax breaks for the rich you can make money run uphill. 

The real genius of the greedy was twisting the government so the rich could buy all the politicians they wanted. When politicians need some cash they don't call the Hoopleheads. Nope, they call the guys they made rich with tax breaks. Now here is a classic case of logic. The king of the Hoopleheads, Donald Trump, begs the Hooples for money, yet The Donald claims he has ten billion dollars. 

The Donald reminds old Kadizzle of a friend he had in high school. Once Itch Phillips came up to Kadizzle and said " Can you lend me ten dollars, I am a little financially embarrassed?" If Trump is forced to show his taxes he will be financially embarrassed. His lying will be on the record. However, that does not matter, the Hooples have very short memories. When The Donald ran for president The Donald said he would reveal his taxes. That was many years ago and The Donald still has not disclosed his taxes. 

The Tea Party gang does not pay attention so here is a little history lesson. Your hero promised working people tax breaks. Well he did provide some, but the tax breaks for the poor have an expiration date soon to be reached. On the other hand The Donald gave the rich 800 billion in tax breaks, that do not expire. The Donald knows how to rig the game. Go to a carnival and play the rigged games. The carnival barker will fill you head with foam from the mouth and you will try to win at a rigged game. If you cannot make it to the carnival go to your local Tea Party and listen to their carnival barker. Kari Lake, Eli Crane, or Blake Masters will suck you into a rigged game. You know the game is rigged because the outcome is certain. Kari Lake told you if she does not win the election was a fraud. Kari wins, win or lose. That is what Trump taught the Hooples, you will win no matter what. Wow, the logic of a Hooplehead. 


Wednesday, November 02, 2022

Cause and effect for Hoopleheads

It is amazing to watch right wing political ads in Arizona. Sadly the ads appeal to our friends Frank, Jeff B. and the Hoopleheads. According to the ads Democrats control crime, immigration, and the price of gas. In fact if your car does not start, more than likely it is Biden that did it, or maybe Tom O'Halleran.

The silly notion that any one man can control crime or the price of gas would not appeal to a normal person, but if you are in the Trump Cult it works just fine. 

Now switch the game where Trump sends people with guns to the Capitol, and gee the Hoopleheads claim he had nothing to do with it. Most Hoopleheads did not attend college. Either they went to a trade school and learned water runs downhill, or they went to some fly by night university, like Trump used to bilk those poor college students out of 25 million. A Hooplehead told Kadizzle it was OK for Trump to bilk those young people because it was his college. Of course he record showed a judge disagreed and Trump had to give back his scam money. 

If you know anything about the movie 2000 mules, you know how easy it is to fool the Hooples. The movie has been debunked by numerous people, but the Hoopleheads ate it up. 

When you have a complex cause and effect situation, as you do with climate change, or covid, the Hoopleheads just give up an tune to Fox News who spins a conspiracy. Complicated things just don't work well for the Hooples. Gas prices are a classic example. The cost of gas is a complex issue involving politics, the middle East, the Ukraine, refineries, and a host of other inputs. However, that is more than the Hoopleheads can digest. Fox News tells the Hoopleheads Biden can turn a dial and set the price of gas. Of course Biden increased the price of gas so Democrats would lose in the election. That is the strange logic the Hoopleheads use. 

Kadizzle is sitting here watching the news. The news makes it clear from video the attacker of Paul Polosi broke in from the outside. The lying fool the Trump Cult loves, Donald Trump made false claims the glass was broken from the inside. Trump just made up the lie. Of course the Hooples will ignore reality and buy the Trump lie, that is how cults work. 

Green Grass Cloggers- Old Kadizzle is a clogger


Old Kadizzle is know for  his clogging. As a hillbilly from West Virginia clogging is mandatory. There is a catch to Kadizzle's clogging. Kadizzle needs a few sips of mountain dew to get it right. 

Ubyh dance - Best Part of Tea Party Meeting



After the ice cream last night at the Tea Party Meeting they cleared the floor and the Trump supporters danced. You have to give them credit it was a wonderful display. 

Check Out Candice Owens

Last night at the Tea Party meeting Kadizzle engaged a dinger in conversation. The dinger suggested Kadizzle check out Candice Owens. The name barely rang a bell. So Kadizzle did check out Candice. Low and behold she is a right wing spreader of conspiracy and lies. 

Now one thing is worth gold in the Republican Party, and that is a black person high on right wing lies. Nothing is better in Republican circles than a captured black person that loves Trump.  

Herschel Walker is a classic case. You just cannot get any stupider or more insane than Herschel, but he is black and he loves Trump, that is all that matters. If you have ten black guys that love Trump that means the entire Republican Party has no racist or white supremacist. Well, it is a little confusing when the Proud  Boys and the Nazis attack the Capitol for Trump, but reality doesn't matter when you are selling Trump hats. 

Sad to hear Frank, and Jeff B. are sick. One thing for sure they don't have covid. How does Kadizzle know? Well Covid is just all made up by Biden and the Chinese. China has become a real problem. Republicans are on a tear to blame as much as they can on China. Remember the good old days when a good Republican would not buy anything from Japan. Well Hoopleheads just try that with China. China made  you Trump hat, now what are you going to do? China makes the American flags the dingers put on their four wheelers. Go to a dingers house and throw out all the China stuff and you will have a dinger left sitting on a bucket. 

One thing is certain, the Hooples are clueless when it comes to economics. The whole concept of an educated economist that could inform them how the world economy functions is foreign to the Hooples. None of the commentators on Fox News have journalism degrees. The Hoopleheads don't like people who actually study what they do for a living. No, instead the Hoopleheads like the old fashioned knowledge you get from watching Fox News. As said so many times " education just confuses people". That is why Jesus down at the thrift store said he would never send his little girl to a real school. Instead home school your kid or send them to a religious school so they don't get confused with facts. Republicans know the danger of educated people that is why destroying public education is so important. At the Tea Party pow wow last night the speaker had to use a lot of the magic phrases. One was Critical Race Theory. No one knows for sure what it is, but for sure it is bad. Now a new one the Hoopleheads have dreamed up. Groomers, what in the hell are groomers. You will love this one. Groomers are teachers that influence school children to be homosexuals or liberals. Yep, now we got to watch for them groomers at school. Of course that is why you have to home school your kids. You don't want the " Groomers" to get hold of them. Far better to have grandma teach Johnny science than some groomer that has a PHD in science. 

Dingers beget dingers. Stupid people raise stupid children, and we need as many as we can get to help Trump become king. 

Jesus on drugs

Down at the Jesus thrift store Kadizzle went round in circles with the new Jesus that took the old Jesus place. The new guy behind the counter follows Q anon. They are the craziest of the crazy. The Jesus thrift store is part of a rehabilitation program for drug addicts and other extremely confused people. 

Kadizzle and Jesus got into a discussion about the recent attack on Nancy Polosi's husband. The Republicans have manufactured lies about the incident at an alarming rate. Of course Trump had to cook up some lies. The FBI has debunked the lies, but that never matters. Jesus believed the claim that it was Paul Polosi's male lover or prostitute that attacked him. Jesus claimed there were pictures of them both in their underwear. Somehow every Republican lie has a sex element to it. If you can throw in some homosexual stuff you get extra credit. Pulling facts from thin air is a specialty of the right wing. What takes the cake is Fox News will go to some unreliable source and then use it to authenticate a fabrication. 

At the sit down with a confused individual last night at the Tea Party Kadizzle asked the guy who won the election. Of course he said Trump did. Kadizzle asked about all the audits in Arizona that said Trump lost. The Trumpster said "You have your auditors, and we have ours. ".  Yes, there are two versions of the truth pick the one you like, that is the Republican Party. The strangest thing happened in the Arizona. Some Republicans won. Somehow the Democrats only cheated in certain races. The dog ate my homework. 

Tuesday, November 01, 2022

Nice Ice Cream social at the Tea Party

 The chocolate ice cream hit the spot. Kadizzle attended the Tea Party meeting and enjoyed the ice cream and some of the back and forth discussion. Nothing ever turns out exactly as you think it might. The thugs were not at the door, and no where to be seen. Kadizzle waltzed in with no problem. The crowd was small and friendly. 

As the main speaker droned on, Kadizzle went to the lobby and had a good discussion with some hard cores. It was the usual, Fox News stuff versus that sad old reality. The circles always just go around. It was going to be all about the evil of the central bankers. At the Tea Party the constitution is more sacred than the Bible, but just like the Bible there are a thousand interpretations. 

Gun guy was there and he is fun to jabber with. Contrary to Kadizzles expectations calmness prevailed. 

There was one strange moment. As Kadizzle went to the lobby to get a drink of water he noticed the people about to serve the ice cream had a large container of ice water. Kadizzle asked if he might have some. Very rudely they said no. Next Kadizzle asked for a cup that he might take water back to the guy sitting beside him. The man again refused to even give a cheap plastic cup. It was obvious the label identifying Kadizzle on his shirt was the reason Kadizzle was refused a simple glass of water.  Kadizzle has been on the planet for 73 years and this was the first incident ever where he was refused a simple glass of water. Returning to his seat Kadizzle knew what it felt like to be black in America. Turned down for water because of your color or your belief. Other than that a great meeting. 

Did not catch the whole thing, but the local head Republican announced an FBI or ex FBI agent was going to spill the beans on the election at a future meeting. That should be a whopper. May not of heard the announcement correctly.

Kadizzle tried to introduce himself to a large fellow in the lobby in the discussion group. The guy asked Kadizzle if he was the one who held the jail Trump sign. Kadizzle said yes with pride. The large fellow said well I am the one who gives you the finger. Kadizzle thanked the fellow and suggest he give two middle fingers. Big guy said he had to use one hand to steer. Not bad.  

Almost forgot. Shirley said if Adolf Masters wins the election he is coming to the Tea Party to celebrate Kristallknacht. Look that one up Frank, and explain it to Jeff B. 

Some music and then some comments

 Two nice versions of I am just a Pilgrim dedicated to Frank and the Tea Party. Then some comments. Everyone have a nice day. A little blue grass never hurt anyone. We are all just pilgrims on the road. Keep that in mind as we fight the injustice of the lying scoundrels like Trump, Kari Lake, Black masters and the other delusional forces destroying the country. 

I'm Just A Pilgrim

Emmy Lou Harris & the Red Dirt Boys singing: "I'm Just a Pilgrim on this...

A Lesson for Frank

Good morning America. Brazil threw their Trump out of office. Frank will not understand it or even read about it. What a breath of fresh air, a third world country like Brazil rebelled against right wing ignorance. Heather Cox Richardson writes about it today. Who is that Frank ask? All Frank knows is what Tucker Carlson, Hannity, and Fox tell him. Frank is blind to the real world. 

Tonight the hornets will gather at the Tea Party meeting. Kadizzle has been banned. However, there is a glimmer of hope. Shirley and Kadizzle will talk today. Frank and the Thug better not find out. 

The Tea Party does not like this blog, but Kadizzle has a wonderful idea to present to Shirley. Why not have the Tea Party as a guest on the blog. If the Tea Party is worried about the audience of the Kadizzle blog why not print what they have to say. Here we go Frank, and Shirley. You feel you have been abused on this blog, so if you want write a response. Kadizzle will publish every word right here. 

Of course we all know the problem when the right wing is asked to respond. What can they say to refute the truth. Of course they can say " What about Hunter Biden' laptop", or they can say "gas prices were lower under Trump".  However, they cannot refute the truth, but let them try. 

Open debate is the foundation of our country. If you disagree, the rules say you should be able to openly do it. Well Frank, if you have something to say, give it to me and I will print every word. Lets face it the right wingers are not the best at expressing their despair that is why they like to have Tucker, Hannity, and some white supremacist do it for them. When you cannot express yourself, it is frustrating. The best option is to get a gun. 

Try spraying a little logic on a Hooplehead. What is their reaction? They will walk away or ask you to leave. The concept of intelligent interaction is foreign. The Capitol riot was a classic expression of Hooplehead thought, no debate, just guns, sticks and gallows. That is Trump's version of debate.