Call them whatever you want, side by sides, or whatever. Kadizzle is talking about the four wheeled buggies everyone and their grandmother has in the Payson area. Every other truck is pulling a trailer with one of these buggies. Payson will have a parade of these vehicles for the fourth of July. In this area a gun, a dog, and one of these buggies is essential. Manliness is a big deal in this part of Arizona. How can you show you are manly? Wear your baseball cap backwards, have a gun in your truck and drive a four wheel noise machine into the forest.
Symbolism is important. Projecting an image is important. With a tattoo and a Trump sticker you can let everyone know how your brain works. Want to be sure everyone knows you are not to bright, go the whole nine yards and put up an obscene flag, or have a cartoon character on your truck that is pissing on Biden. The cult of stupidity welcomes you. As the planet burns you need to be sure to waste as much gas as possible. Making noise is very manly. A loud motorcycle, truck, or car will bring you a mate. Even better, drive your loud truck with music blaring. Make sure everyone knows you totally lack any compassion for the normal people. Of course littering is also manly. Keep your car clean by just throwing trash out the window. Once you have publically established you are not too bright other people like yourself will be attracted to you, then you are in the in crowd, and it is game on.
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