Exploding Horse Manure

Winky is sitting over there reading the same NYT story Kadizzle did about Australian wildfires.  Australia's version of Trump who leads the country blames the fires on exploding horse manure.  The Trump mindset has invaded the world.  In every country it seems people are embracing idiocy with a new found love.  Simply give up on science, logic, and reality, and embrace idiocy.  There is no climate change, it is just a problem with exploding horse manure. 

I got mine, the hell with you.  I worked for mine, why can't you get off your ass and work like I did?  You just want to take my money because you are a welfare cheat.  Sound familiar?  Welcome to Republican 101.  If you want to do well in this class you have to be willing to believe.  It is just like religion, it does not need to make any sense, as long as you just believe.  Now this is a warning. This does not work for everything.  If you fall off a cliff, no matter how much you believe you will not be smashed on the ground, you will be.  Some reality you cannot put off.  On the  other hand if you live well and use credit cards to do it,  it will work for awhile, until those nagging credit card companies get wise and cut you off.   Climate change is like that.  You don't need to believe until the water comes up to your knees, your house burns down,  or  the ocean eats your summer home.  Next lesson. Always remember you are a strong self made man.  Don't let the fact daddy gave you a bank or a grocery store confuse you.  Poor people could have banks and grocery stores if they just quit smoking and marrying other poor people.  Write that down.  Don't marry poor people.  Next lesson learn to be afraid.  Someone is trying to get something from you.  Now here are three good choices, your money, your religion, your gun.  If you want to be a good Republican always frame things with the underlying idea people are after your stuff.  People are after your stuff because you took all the stuff, but you did it with kindness in mind so don't be upset.  What should you do?  Build a nice big house, build a wall around it, and get yourself a gun.  If you have any money left over buy a politician. The role of the government is to protect your stuff.  That will be on the quiz.  To protect your stuff the government needs a huge army.   Always remember deficit spending.  If the government goes in debt to protect your tax breaks that is fine, but none of that hand out stuff for the poor.  This will be on the test. 

To summarize.  If you want to be a good Republican always remember the truth is what you make it.  You are a good person that deserves everything you have,  and you would not have that new Tesla if God did not want you to.  Always remember when you see unfortunate people that they caused the problem and you had nothing to do with it.  Keep in mind that your country club gives people jobs. Don't be dismayed that the people you give jobs are ungrateful.  They have no idea how hard you worked on your taxes to get the money to buy your golf club membership.