The Flumpers

What is a flumper?  Have you ever seen a fish out of water laying on the ground flopping around? That is what you would see if you could get in the brain of a flumper.  Flumpers go through life moved by the current.  They don't swim, the current just pushes them along.  In Hazen the flumpers meet for coffee and the direction of the mental process is what every the dumbest person in the group can get the other flumpers to believe.  Flumpers brought us Trump.  Flumpers have no goal in life.  Most of their time is spent thinking about going outside and smoking a weed.  A flumpers mind is numb, but often the flumper numb their mind more with drugs.  The flumpers don't read or listen to anything intelligent. Flumpers often live in squalid conditions, because flumpers just don't care.  If they get enough energy they do breed.  This is bad news, more flumpers.  Flumpers are easily confused. That is why Trump loves them, and the flumpers love guns.  The flumpers are afraid someone is after them or their goods.  Who would want to rob a flumper? Often flumpers can be found in the basement of their mothers home. You might see a flumper on the couch or in bed at ten A.M.  The number of flumper has become more evident in our country.  Some flumpers actually work. Who does the menial jobs in this country? More than likely it is a flumper trying to get the money for a tattoo, more cigarettes, and a flat screen TV.  You can actually produce flumpers.  Deprive the poor of education, health care, and make sure the parents cannot make a good living.  You will help the Republicans produce flumper if you don't embrace a fair tax system.