The shortest distance between two points.

Well, here we are in Denver.  Just finished the ride from hell. Traffic was terrible, so The Commander came up with an ingenious idea. To avoid the 19 mph traffic as we approached Denver we would go East, ant then South.  Yup, that worked great. After an hour an a half zigzagging all of hell's half acre we finally got to Erin's house.  Now we get to see Sylvie who cannot seem to remain upright.  As a gymnastics fanatics she is doing cartwheels every second.  Fran just finished wonderful seasoned flank steak and Kadizzle is about to work on his avoid the diet plan.  Mmm here we go