Let the slow race begin

The Snoocher Bear lives in a wonderful neighborhood.  All houses share a common yard in front.  The idea is simple and ingenious.  It makes neighbors, neighbors, and all the kids love to play on the grass.  Last night as the wild children ran about Kadizzle organized a slow race.  In a slow race the last person to cross the finish line wins.  You have never seen a more dramatic raced than a slow race.  The rule is you have to show movement, and one foot always has to be put in front of the other.  All contestants have an equal chance of winning a slow race by being last.  The real fun is watching the racers, and telling the person in front how badly they are losing.