At the Crazy Club Kadizzle walked in. Shiny's dog did not seem to recognize old Kadizzle, maybe it was the shower soap with a different smell. Stroupini has been late for just about every meeting this week. As usual Kadizzle had to call him and tell him to report. First order of business was to be prayers for Stoupini's trip west. Stroupini is taking off today for the west coast. Kadizzle would have gone, but the good ship has to come out of the water. Once the meeting got underway the topic came up of the recent Indian uprising. This lead to the possibility of having an Indian Casino in Hazen. One major problem no Indian reservation here. So the Crazy Club cooked up and idea. Right beside the bank is an empty lot. Kadizzle would dress up as an Indian Chief and demand the land, that is the empty lot the bank owns, be given back to the Native Americans. The bank could protest, then give in. Now we have a very small independent nation in Hazen, which of course can have a casino. More land can be donated back to those it was stolen from and we can have tax free gas, cigarettes, and whatever the reservation can provide. Now we need to draw the national media into the fray, and soon business will prosper in the smallest Indian nation in the world. As Stoupini pointed out we can demand federal assistance, and all the benefits of being a suppressed people. Now we do need a name for the tribe. Locally we have the Mandan, the Hidatsa and many other tribes. Perhaps we could be Hazandan, or the Hazdatsan. Hopefully as we dig for the footings for the casino there are no artifacts.
Now the bank will be right next door to the casino. There will be some slot machines which will accept bank deposits. There is a catch. Either ten times your deposit will go in the bank, or nothing will. Pull the handle and see what happens.
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