Pharaoh puts curse on Trump

Pharaoh Yucun Fucum Trumpum stopped by to discuss world events and the general state of reality. Pharaoh explained that once you get people to believe absurd ideas all things are possible.  The pyramids did not get built by people who did a lot of questioning. Piling up stones was invented by me the Pharaoh said.  Look at the copy cats.  The Chinese and everyone else wanted to build walls.  The Donald wants to pile up stones and build a wall on the border.  People love to believe the absurd. The Donald knows simple people love simple solutions.  Kadizzle asked the Pharaoh why his followers piled so many stones on him when he died.  Pharaoh laughed and explained how historians were wrong.  Egyptians piled stones on the dead because they did not want them to come back he explained.  The worse the Pharaoh the more stones.  When The Donald makes American great again we can start piling up stones.  What brought Egypt down Kadizzle asked Pharaoh?  When you build airplanes and battleships instead of schools roads, bridges, and housing, you are just piling up stones.  In Egypt we could have had the best of everything, but instead we just piled up stones for one person, the Pharaoh.  Where did it get us? An impoverished population, and a pile of stones.  Trump is focusing on the old Pharaoh technique.  " Only I can fix it",  "Trust me, I know the Sun God".  Two thousand years later we are being fooled by the same con.