Two goats collide.

 Kadizzle took his life partner to the grocery store. She went inside and Kadizzle waited outside. Next to Kadizzle goat one backed into a parking space and bumped into goat two's truck. Goat two started yelling at poor old goat one. It was getting nasty and Kadizzle stepped out to calm the goats down. Goat one moved his truck and there was a little more yelling. This is the kind of thing in Arizona that ends up in gun play. Kadizzle told goat two he was worried thing could have got out of hand. Kadizzle did not know goat two had a gun tucking in his pants. Goat one went in the store and Kadizzle stood out in the parking lot and talked to goat two. Goat two explained he had been in law enforcement most of his life. As the convrsation evolved it became apparent that both goats were most likely Republicans. Goat one had a Trump sticker on his truck. 

Kadizzle began to think about the number of ex law enforcement he knew in Payson that were red neck gun totting Trumpers. Kadizzle always thought that when the revolution comes law enforcement would be on the good guys side. Wrong, it seems like about 90 percent of law enforcement would go along with the dictatorship. Same true for the military. We are toast.