Tuesday, January 09, 2024

Gravity is getting worse.

 Kadizzle made an interesting discovery in the bathroom. When he stepped on the scale he noticed the gravity in the bathroom had become much worse. This means it is unsafe to step on the scale until corrective measures are taken. 

Gravity has strange properties. Sometimes Kadizzle notices after a big meal or a cheerful beverage the gravity will get so bad it can knock him to a horizontal position. Once hit by a gravity wave you may have to stay lying down until the gravity wave passes. Somehow the local gravity seems to be affected by the gravity of the dinner plate. Kadizzle has noticed that the heavier the dinner plate the worse the gravity in the bathroom seems to become. Kadizzle is going to research this. Kadizzle hopes to load the plate lighter and see if the gravity in the bathroom lessons. Surely this is an example of quantum physics. Particles on the plate somehow are causing changes in the scale particles. This could be a major breakthrough in physics. 

There are mysteries about particles. Trump seems to have the ability to change the particles in the minds of stupid people simply by lying to them. 

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