It is in the Bible. Don't piss against the Wall. Today's Bible Lesson.

Wow, if you watched this, wow is all you can say.  This is so confusing.  God said he was going to kill everyone who pissed against the wall, so this guy who is a pastor says he is going to germany to piss against the wall.  Old pastor man needs to read the Bible he is thumping. When you piss against the wall god gets pissed. When someone finally pissed against the wall in the Bible God did just not kill the guy who pissed, he killed everyone for one hundred miles around.  My advice would be piss behind a tree, or like I do between the trailer and the garage, but be damn careful not to piss against the wall.

If you doubt Kadizzle, this is exactly what the Bible says "And it came to pass, when he began to reign, as soon as he sat on his throne, that he slew all the house of Baasha: he left him not one that pisseth against a wall, neither of his kinsfolks, nor of his friends.".

The Commander says that Kadizzle is going to die if he does not quit pissing on the floor.  I beseech all men young and old to learn from this lesson the importance of aim, and put the seat down. 

This is what Mark Twain had to say about pissing on the wall. "

A person could piss against a tree, he could piss on his mother, he could piss on his own breeches, and get off, but he must not piss against the wall – that would be going quite too far. The origin of the divine prejudice against this humble crime is not stated; but we know that the prejudice was very strong – so strong that nothing but a wholesale massacre of the people inhabiting the region where the wall was defiled could satisfy the Deity.

Take the case of Jeroboam. “I will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall.” It was done. And not only was the man that did it cut off, but everybody else.

The same with the house of Baasha: everybody was exterminated, kinsfolks, friends, and all, leaving “not one that pisseth against a wall.”

In the case of Jeroboam you have a striking instance of the Deity’s custom of not limiting his punishments to the guilty; the innocent are included. Even the “remnant” of that unhappy house was removed, even “as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone.” That includes the women, the young maids, and the little girls. All innocent, for they couldn’t piss against a wall. Nobody of that sex can. None but members of the other sex can achieve that feat."

The point here is don't get God mad.  When God gets pissed off so to speak there will be some hell break lose.