Thursday, October 08, 2015

Going Through Manopause, not Menopause.

Because of prostate cancer they yanked some important equipment out of Kadizzle. The idea was to yank out all the rotten stuff that had the cancer.  Well it did not quite work. Some of the cancer escaped and is looking for a new home.  So let's kill the escaped stuff.  Kadizzle got 40 radiation treatments to cook the cancer, but the doctor thought of another blast to give it, hormone therapy.

Prostate cancer has a favorite food, and it is testosterone,  that wonderful substance that does so much for men.  In fact it is what makes men, men.  Hormone therapy puts and end to testosterone, and stops my favorite innocent bystander also.  As if they was not enough, Kadizzle gets hot flashes, just like the women do. Now, Kadizzle knows what they go through.  All of a sudden a flash of fire goes through your body. You throw off the covers, and then the next thing you know you are freezing.  Those damn little cancer cells looking for testosterone pizza better be starving after all of this.  Sadly this will work only for two years, then the cancer may find a way to beat the game.  At most Kadizzle is into three months of the hormone game. Wow, almost another two years of this pleasure.  Well Kadizzle is alive.  Now of course that nasty little prostate cancer also likes everything Kadizzle like, such as red meat, sugar, and just plain being fat.  So lets see what are the good things in life?  Ah yes, sex, food, and there must be something else.  Well perhaps after another 21 months of hot flashes, Kadizzle can be back to himself after sitting on the bench for two years.  This is not a good thing when you are 66 years old.

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