How to Fart in Public

This is the way it works.  When you get up in the morning there are two things you need to do, have some coffee and get up to date.  Ideally you get the coffee water going as soon as you can, but you might want to stay in bed and get up to date.  Getting up to date means you have to reach over the side of the bed and get the laptop.  On the laptop you first check the Bismarck Tribune to see if the right wing dingers that run North Dakota are out of control. Some religious nut may have written a letter to the editor explaining how God wants us to waste everything.  Next is the New York Times, you cannot be in the real world unless you read the NYT.  Paul Krugman will always tell you the real story on what the Fox News gang is up to.  If you are desperate you can fire on CNN.  NPR is always good.

Now in the update are two fun sites.  Fist is Lifehacker, and then Instructables.  Today Lifehacker had the article about how to fart in public.  It is real advice and includes a video on how to fart in your yoga class. If you need a couple of good laughs and the knowledge of the crop dusting technique you better go to Lifehacker and get up to date.  There are rules to the legal aspects of farting that everyone needs to know.