Imaginary Dirt is everywhere

You can scrub as long as you want, you can pressure wash, you can blast, you can sand, but you will never get rid of imaginary dirt.  The Kadizzles are having company tonight, so that means we have to clean.  If Kadizzle vacuums for an hour in one square foot there is still imaginary dirt there.  Nothing will get rid of imaginary dirt. About a week ago we paid a cleaning lady dearly to get the joint clean, be even she cannot rid the joint of imaginary dirt.  If you spend two days doing the kitchen floor and a piffle blows in from China and lands on the floor, that means the whole damn floor is dirty.

Now you want imaginary dirt, the most toxic thing in the world is a pair of Kadizzle's underwear.  They cannot be kept near normal clothing do to the radioactivity.  Even if he takes a shower, puts them on for thirty seconds, and takes them off they must be handled with welders gloves.