Although a lot of people do not see the threat from the Chinese invaders in our area, Lord Kadizzle, and The Commander take the threat seriously. These Chinese work under cover throughout the county, under the cover of brush, CPR, and often corn or sunflowers. They are a sneaky bunch. Even though the males wear the bright red suits of Chairman Mao, you can often drive right by them while they eat the agricultural products of our farmers. While we have high tech weapons like radios, and semi-automatic shotguns, these guys with brains smaller than golf balls can run us in circles and force us to wear ourselves out in hopeless pursuit. Just as their brethren escape into Pakistan, these deviant purveyors of forien ideology often run or fly onto posted land. Although the farmers who post the land claim they are friendly to our cause they are harboring the red Chinese. Remember these are the same Chinese that are filling Wal Marts with cheap goods and putting American workers in danger. God set aside America for Americans. Pheasants are Chinese, grouse are American, Turkeys are American, and by God Lord Kadizzle is an American. Just like the minute men on the Mexican Border who sacrifice their time to protect us from Mexicans, Lord Kadizzle and The Commander are our almost every day beating back the Chinese invasion. Today may involve maneuvers South of Hazen to keep these invaders at bay.
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