Today's Goofy Ideas

Pondering how to spend Sunday, Lord Kadizzle has come up with two simple minded ideas. Both involve catching people. First, Patty is annoyed with speeders on her street. So later to day we are going to dress her up with an orange vest and some sort of offical hat. We will cut the cord off a hair dryer for her to point at cars going by, If we fool them that she is taking radar reading, the experiment will be a success. Secondly, the Kadizzles will make a foray onto nearby public land where some slummer just dumped some trash. Out investigation will try to see if there is an address or any such thing whereby we can catch the wild slummers and return their garbage. Sister Patty said she and Ned found a cell phone at a site slummers had despoiled, and were able to trace down the slummers and report them to the Forest Service. If I can get a picture of Patty in her radar suit, I will post it.