For the last two days Lord Kadizzle has been working on the royal music collection, which now numbers over forty thousand songs. Modern technology means all this music can be stored on a hard drive. To play all the music would take over two or three months. In the course of loading the Ipod many new songs have been found. The entire collection might weigh a mere two pounds. Contrast this to Duke's collection. Duke is the development director for Hazen. Duke collects music the old fashioned way. In his basement there are probably close to ten tons of records. This may seem unbelievable, but Lord Kadizzled hauled about a ton and a half to the basement himself. Duke asked for help moving a collection form Bismarck. It took two and a half pickup loads. This was just a small portion of what he has. Duke has no clue what is in his collection. If his house ever catches on fire, it will be the biggest toxic incident in Mercer county, and take days to put out.
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