Saturday, March 24, 2007

Elf discovered near Stanton, North Dakota


What looked like an ordinary steel quonset near Stanton, North Dakota, turned out to have a hidden chamber. Brian Kerns had heard noises coming from the area, but attributed it to wind or other natural causes. Then he saw a suspicious gentleman going in and out at odd times. Fearing the little used building may have been turned into a meth lab, Brian decided to investigate. Brian hid behind some stuff in the building and waited to see what happened. It wasn't long before a tall man quietly walked by and went to the back and opened a door that was cleverly disguised as a door. After waiting a few moments, Brian popped open the door and discovered the Elf pictured above, making a beautiful wooden canoe. Upon questioning the Elf, Brian found out his father Ray had been writing Santa for years asking for a watercraft. To save shipping, Santa decided to have the ship built near Ray’s house. Brian agreed to keep the story under his hat until Christmas. Ray will be delighted when he sees the finished product.

No comments: