Every year The Duchess of Dallas bakes pies on Lord Kadizzles birthday. Then she sends a picture of the pies. Next she eats them, but this year she took them to the church social. Pictures of pies have very little flavor. Next year I am going to ask her to include ice cream in the picture. Just the thought of those lonely pies is driving me crazy. I never thought there was such thing a pie pornography, but if there is she should surely be jailed. Next she will post pictures of pie being served to minors. Of course in West Virginia you can be jailed for serving pies to miners.
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