As any good student of astronomy knows, March 21 is the spring equinox. Also, it is the birthday and anniversary of Lord Kadizzle. To celebrate the three major events, the earth stands straight up. The marriage of The Commander and Lord Kadizzle was similar to the process used to make an atomic bomb. An atomic bomb is created when two radio active materials are forced together and energy is created from matter. This is very much what happened when the marriage took place. Unfortunately all the energy went to The Commander. Lord Kadizzle ended up with the spent uranium part of the explosion. As you may well know spent uranium is heavier than lead.
The Dutchess of Dallas has reported that the Eastern part of the U.S. is planning to celebrate the event with an earthquake on the fault that runs along the Mississippi River. In honor of Lord Kadizzle, the Duchess will bake and eat a pie. I hope she sends pictures. Pictures of pies don't have nearly the flavor of the pie I will be eating in my own honor tonight.
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