It took four hours, but the normal people shot the Hooples out of the saddle at the town council meeting. The Hooples were screeching about a one percent sales tax increase the town needs to survive. Good old Steve Otto showed up and again told everyone about the secret 50 million dollars the city has hidden. Just use the fifty million to solve the problems. No matter how many times you explain the math to Steve Otto he still wants 2+2 to equal ten.
General Donut has done a good job of organizing the normal people and the normal people prevailed. Six out of seven council members voted for the necessary funds. Only Suzie Tubbs voted with the Hooples. Suzie strangely gets sick before every council meeting and then participates via the television. That voting ratio seems about right six normal people one hooplehead.
Another moniker for the Hooples is CAVEmen. CAVE stands for citizens against everything. Payson a town of 16,000 has been without a public pool for eight years. 500 kids don't know how to swim. The town needs a pool, even the Hooples admit it. However, the Hooples set this mess up. When the Hooples elected Republicans, and the Republicans cut the taxes on the rich, the money disappeared. Hooples are incapable of seeing the relationship between watering the garden and harvesting the tomatoes.
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