Boredom drove Kadizzle to the library yesterday. Usually Kadizzle likes to catch. up on consumer reports. The library keeps the magazines in a little rack secure behind the counter like it is porn. Kadizzle asked the lady for the packet of magazines. She insisted Kadizzle give her his drivers license to make sure the magazines were returned. Normally Kadizzle sits close to the main counter and a differet kind lady does not insist on taking the drivers license hostage. Kadizzle thought this woman was being a littles excessive so he explained the other lady was much more reasonable about it. Nope, no license no magazines the obsessive compulsive lady said. Kadizzle gave her the drivers license and read the magazines. While reading the magazines it occurred to Kadizzle that someone obsessed with following the rules could not vote for Trump. So when Kadizzle gave the magazines back he asked Mrs. Woundtight if she would vote for Trump. It was a social experiment. Woundtight refused to answer. That is the irony of Trump people. They love the Bible and Jesus, but would vote for the satanic Trump.
Out in front of the library were the Jehovahs Witnesses recruiting the delusional. Kadizzle asked the head library lady what the rules were for engaging the public at the library. To his surprise Mrs. Library said that federal law mandates a free speech zone in front of libraries. Boing , that gave Kadizzle a goofy idea. Maybe he will sit in front of the library and hand out Stop the Snollygoster bumper stickers.
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