As old Kadizzle completed a shower today Winky came into the bathroom and announced there was a policeman waiting in the garage. Kadizzle dressed and met Mike the friendly sergeant in the garage. The Republicans were up to their old tricks. Mike explained that a complaint had been filed about how Kadizzle drove his motorcycle this afternoon. Mrs. Kadizzle sent old Kadizzle to get some diatomaceous earth at the Ace Hardwares store. Nothing too exciting about the trip, but some dinger called the police and said Kadizzle was driving irregularly without the proper lights for the motorcycle. What was irregular? The policeman had no answer. Strangely the reported incident took place near the police department, and the very policeman in the garage saw Kadizzle drive by. The officer noticed nothing irregular. So that leaves us with the motorcycle lights issue. Officer Mike checked all the lights on the motorcycle and found them to be working.
Black people can be arrested for driving while black. Apparently it is illegal to drive while voting Democrat in Payson, at least the Republicans think so. This crazy notion the Hoopleheads have that thinking differently is illegal gets to be strange. Kadizzle was a municipal judge for 25 years. No one was ever charged with driving irregularly. Only in Payson are you considered driving irregularly if you are heading to vote for a Democrat. So far Kadizzle has experienced at least four false police reports no doubt from the Hooplehaeds. Apparently they see no problem with just making stuff up.
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