Monday, August 01, 2022

Down by the highway

Old Emil was at it again down by the highway with the " Jail Trump" sign. At the casino wine tasting Kadizzle got a free American flag. Waving that flag with Emil really stirred the Hoopeheads. The fun part of the job are the reactions. The delight the Hooples get in giving the finger is a sight to behold. Seeing a nasty old Republican lady lean over to put her middle finger closer to the window is a delight. Stupid people are frustrated. They should be. The inability to think is disabling. The poor Hoopleheads that fell into the cult know deep down they are just rubbish Trump uses to build his wall of evil. Who are the Hoopleheads really mad at? They are mad because they are stuck. They cannot undo the prison Fox News built around them. 

Now to the recent miracle at Fox News, Fox is abandoning Trump. Little by little they are letting the orange monster drown. Wait, this brings on a story. Yesterday as Kadizzle was flag waving a family walked nearby. It appeared the mom gave us a thumbs up. Kadizzle went over to the family and asked the mom " Are you supporting us? She smiled and said yes. Kadizzle could see the family was headed to the gas station across the street for treats. They had two small girls. Kadizzle pulled out his wallet and gave them each a dollar to buy something. They were delighted. The older girl said " Dad calls him the orange monster".  Kadizzle laughed. So true. 

Every redneck town has a few simple minded dingers that love to blow smoke out the exhaust of their diesel truck. The best display of anger was one of these brainless idiots that slowed down by our sign display. The dinger slowed down then stepped on the accelerator of his goofy truck with a defective exhaust system. Black smoke rolled out and it looked like we were in Satan's fog. So nice to see insanity on full display. 

Kadizzle thought why not recruit a bum to hold the Jail Trump sign when Emil was too tired. There are always about three beggars up by the big intersection.  Kadizzle found one sitting on the concrete leaning against a post with a begging cup. Approaching the decrepit man Kadizzle asked if he wanted to earn twenty dollars an hour for holding the Trump sign. Nope, he said, he liked Trump. Kadizzle pointed out to Mr. Bumore that the reason he was sitting there was because he believed in Trump. 

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