Using the Jewish Space Laser on the Hoopleheads.

Hopefully word of this will not get back to the Payson Tea Party. The tale is a bit complicated, so stick with me. As you know the Russians have been very clever about using Trump. The Russians have a cadre of people in St. Petersburg pretending to be American facebook users. These are the people who help Fox News manipulate the Hoopleheads. Putin told me personally he pissed his pants with joy when he found out Trump had classified information at his Florida nest. It was a simple matter for Putin to get an agent into the Trump compound to get the classified information. Don't tell the FBI, but it was a cook. How does Kadizzle know. Well that is another story, but to make a long story short Kadizzle used his influence with the right people to get his hands on the plans for the Jewish space laser. Where did the plans come from?   You got it, the Trump nest in Florida. 

Now for the best part. Kadizzle has used the secret Jewish space laser plans to build his own drone laser.  What is he going to do with it? Shh, make sure the Tea Party does not find out. The secret drone will be used to target the Tea Party people as they go to the meeting on Tuesday. Make sure they don't find out. When the laser hits their brain it will make them think normal for an hour. The hole in their head will be unnoticeable beside the big ones. Once they get in the meeting nothing will make sense to them because they will think logically. When they see right through the Trump lies, and cons, it will confuse them. The effect of the laser will wear off in a few hours and they will once again put on the Trump hats and feel normal being abnormal. 

Warning if you happen to run into one of the Tea Party people and they are talking sensible be careful. They will return to abnormal when exposed to sunlight for an hour. You can tell when the laser effect has worn off when you see them watching Fox News again. 

Kadizzle does not want to harm anyone, not even  a misguided Trumper. Payson does have two roundabouts. This could be a problem. If a Tea Party member gets stuck in the transition phase from normal to abnormal it could cause problems. Since they have to negotiate the roundabouts on the way home they may go in circles for hours. Don't be concerned they have been conditioned by Trump to go in circles and they can cope with it. 

Please keep in mind this is classified information. If the Tea Party gets hold of the information they may give it to the Payson Police department, like they did the orange bike incident. The Payson Police have better things to do than come to the Kadizzle home to investigate nonsense brought to them by the Tea Party.  Be respectful of those with weak minds. Tea Party People have their own special dementia which enables them to believe any lie Trump tells. You would be nice to Grandma no matter how odd she acts, so be nice to the Hoopleheads they may be a different species, but still like dogs or cats you have to realize somehow they are God's creatures.