Saturday, December 16, 2017

What does it feel like to be an idiot?


Ever wonder what it would feel like to be an idiot? Kadizzle thought he would give it a try.  This morning with the idiot hat Kadizzle went to a car dealer, sure enough he was treated like an idiot. At the gun shop the guy just beamed as Kadizzle walked in the door.  The payday loan guy started drooling. The insurance salesman could hardly hide his glee.  When the vacuum cleaner salesman showed up at the door he must have spread the word.  The scammers seemed to come out of everywhere.  That special look seemed to appear on people's faces that says you are not too bright.  At the right wing coffee shop Kadizzle was treated like a professor.  Too sweeten up the experience Kadizzle said "Fake News",  and Bigly, and so much winning you will be tired of winning.  The Klan guys asked Kadizzle to join.   Strangers would go by on the Interstate and give Kadizzle the finger.  Do you think Kadizzle was dumb enough to wear the idiot hat into a place where the waiters were black?  Not taking that chance.  The taste of spit on a hamburger ruins it.  People come up to you and say " How's that tax break working?".   How can one red hat make such a difference?  Try it for a day.  Be an idiot just for a day and see how many are in the club. 

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