The Commander often assures Kadizzle he
is crazy, but today Kadizzle met the competition. Across the highway
and over the hill is the Angel Valley compound. Perhaps you remember
a couple years ago when the head guru there overcooked some customers
in the sweat lodge and killed them. This is the place full of
angels, vortexes, and every strange phenomenon imaginable.
Bored Kadizzled decided to cycle over
there and search for a good hike. Normally the compound of the crazy
is gated, but today the gate was open so Kadizzle followed the signs
to the visitor and welcome center. On the way in Kadizzle noticed
some nice RV camping spots and thought that perhaps there would be a
way to chisel a good spot. Kadizzle suspected that you would have to
be a bit goofy to qualify and soon had his suspicions confirmed.
Behind the desk was a nice lady
probably older than Kadizzle by some years. Kadizzle was very
tempted to ask if they still cooked people, but managed to restrain
himself. Instead he inquired about lodging. Indeed you could rent
an RV spot, but the price seemed excessive, $55 a night. The hostess
explained that for that price you could experience the vortex, see
angels, and maybe even some UFO's. Mrs. Hostess said angels and UFO's
had been spotted last night. We are camped nearby and sadly they
must have been visible from only the Angel Compound.
Kadizzle told the hostess that $55 was
a bit steep and asked if there were any exceptions for the poor or
crazy. Hostess said that the price was set by some process that put
them in harmony with the universe. Kadizzle asked if they had any
events going on and the Hostess was not sure, but did mention Ishawa
had just been there and done a presentation. Since Kadizzle was not
familiar with Ishawa he had to kind of dance around a little to
figure out who Ishawa was. The answer came pretty quickly. Ishawa
was from Sirus, you know the star we all see in the sky at night.
It is great to hear from Ishawa because he lives 2,500 years in the
future. To hear from Ishawa you have to go through the channeler who
happens to be at The Angel Compound. After they killed the people in
the sweat lodge service it does not appear you can pay to be cooked
anymore, however for a fee you can get in touch with Ishawa, or
wander into the magic stone maizes. What a bargain to be able to
experience whatever you can fantasize or imagine for $20 per day.
Kadizzle recently turned 65 and in all those years it does not seem
he ever experienced so much craziness in under four minutes.
Driving away from the compound Kadizzle
could not help but think of how prosperous this insane little spot up
the creek from John McKains ranch is. These people are selling
insanity wholesale and apparently making good money at it. If you
ever have been to Sedona you know the land is extremely valuable
around there. This former human bakery sits on land that would be
worth 20 or 30 million dollars easily. No doubt this scam is all run
tax free in the name of religion. In summary Kadizzle learned today
that one should never underestimate what you can sell to seemingly
conscious Americans. Our country can supply you with any kind of
insanity you wish to indulge in. If you want to see angels, no
problem, UFO's fine. Pay your $20 and The Angel Valley outfit will
let you walk into their maize of stones and assure you that indeed
you did experience the vortex, see angels, and waved to the guys in
the UFO's. It is so nice of Ishawa to stop by from Sirus now and
again just to let us know what is happening 2,500 years in the
future.
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