Monday, March 24, 2014

Wholesale Insanity for $20 a Day

 
The Commander often assures Kadizzle he is crazy, but today Kadizzle met the competition. Across the highway and over the hill is the Angel Valley compound. Perhaps you remember a couple years ago when the head guru there overcooked some customers in the sweat lodge and killed them. This is the place full of angels, vortexes, and every strange phenomenon imaginable.

Bored Kadizzled decided to cycle over there and search for a good hike. Normally the compound of the crazy is gated, but today the gate was open so Kadizzle followed the signs to the visitor and welcome center. On the way in Kadizzle noticed some nice RV camping spots and thought that perhaps there would be a way to chisel a good spot. Kadizzle suspected that you would have to be a bit goofy to qualify and soon had his suspicions confirmed.

Behind the desk was a nice lady probably older than Kadizzle by some years. Kadizzle was very tempted to ask if they still cooked people, but managed to restrain himself. Instead he inquired about lodging. Indeed you could rent an RV spot, but the price seemed excessive, $55 a night. The hostess explained that for that price you could experience the vortex, see angels, and maybe even some UFO's. Mrs. Hostess said angels and UFO's had been spotted last night. We are camped nearby and sadly they must have been visible from only the Angel Compound.

Kadizzle told the hostess that $55 was a bit steep and asked if there were any exceptions for the poor or crazy. Hostess said that the price was set by some process that put them in harmony with the universe. Kadizzle asked if they had any events going on and the Hostess was not sure, but did mention Ishawa had just been there and done a presentation. Since Kadizzle was not familiar with Ishawa he had to kind of dance around a little to figure out who Ishawa was. The answer came pretty quickly. Ishawa was from Sirus, you know the star we all see in the sky at night. It is great to hear from Ishawa because he lives 2,500 years in the future. To hear from Ishawa you have to go through the channeler who happens to be at The Angel Compound. After they killed the people in the sweat lodge service it does not appear you can pay to be cooked anymore, however for a fee you can get in touch with Ishawa, or wander into the magic stone maizes. What a bargain to be able to experience whatever you can fantasize or imagine for $20 per day. Kadizzle recently turned 65 and in all those years it does not seem he ever experienced so much craziness in under four minutes.

Driving away from the compound Kadizzle could not help but think of how prosperous this insane little spot up the creek from John McKains ranch is. These people are selling insanity wholesale and apparently making good money at it. If you ever have been to Sedona you know the land is extremely valuable around there. This former human bakery sits on land that would be worth 20 or 30 million dollars easily. No doubt this scam is all run tax free in the name of religion. In summary Kadizzle learned today that one should never underestimate what you can sell to seemingly conscious Americans. Our country can supply you with any kind of insanity you wish to indulge in. If you want to see angels, no problem, UFO's fine. Pay your $20 and The Angel Valley outfit will let you walk into their maize of stones and assure you that indeed you did experience the vortex, see angels, and waved to the guys in the UFO's. It is so nice of Ishawa to stop by from Sirus now and again just to let us know what is happening 2,500 years in the future.

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