Thursday, March 06, 2014

Launch The Commander

In the course of the hunt for  The Sneaker (the rotten bastard that stole our generator) Kadizzle met a Canadian couple with similar outdoor interest as the Kadizzlites.  Speaking with the Canadians they mentioned they were hikers.  Kadizzle explained The Commanders desire to hike down from the Four Peaks to the Canadians and they agreed to make the hike with The Commander today.  So this morning Kadizzle will drive the crew to the top of the Four Peaks where they can begin hiking down 13 miles.  Kadizzle is getting too old for such a long slog, and will pick them up at the end of the day.

Kadizzle will spend the day filling the propane tank, and keeping himself entertained.  Doing research yesterday trying to figure out how The Sneaker operates Kadizzle spoke to a lot of locals.  The level of gun ownership around here is astounding.  Almost everyone explains how they will shoot intruders.  A group of old goats was sitting around when Kadizzle pulled up on his cycle to interview them about local degenerates.   As usual Kadizzle heard how thieves would be shot with buckshot.  After listening awhile an old granny chimed in " I gotta gun to".   So when you decide to liberate some property that is not yours in Arizona remember even granny has a blaster. 

Kadizzle is so pissed about The Sneaker he has been spending too much time about baiting The Sneaker.  Kadizzle figures he can make a fake generator with a good alarm system and set it out for The Sneaker to steal.  Kadizzle has a plan to make a special cord that will come from the generator.  The cord will look like a normal extension cord, but will set off an alarm when The Sneaker unplugs it.  The Sneaker is clever and will probably not strike the Kadizzles twice in the same place, so we have to fish for The Sneaker at another campground.   The Sneaker has stolen generators down on the Salt River, and supposedly at Lake Apache.   Who is The Sneaker selling all these Honda 2000i generators to?

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