Monday, March 03, 2014

Looking for the Sneaker, and using Sneaker bait.

Laying in bed awake at 3 A.M.  Kadizzle was puzzling how to rerigg the great alarm.  Ideally when someone pulls the plug the alarm goes off.  Kadizzle is so pissed about the sneaker that stole our generator that he has been conducting his own investigation.  A total of four generators were stolen from the campground the same night.  From interviewing people it seems a degenerate in an older white pickup truck cased the area and lined up what generators the rats would steal.  A woman camping close to us got up at 2 A. M. to use the restroom and saw a truck parked across from our site. No doubt this was the mutant that took our generator. 

There are a couple of slum encampments around the town of Roosevelt Arizona.  Today Kadizzle may scope them out for the white truck guy.  One little town on the other side of the lake looks like it is primarily inhabited by gypsies, travelers, and people living the parasitic lifestyle.

The sheriff said generators are easy to sell at local swap meets, so Kadizzle visited one yesterday in Globe.  The required sleazy vendors were there but no generators.   Kadizzle thought it best to pose as someone wanting to buy a generator.  Kadizzle asked a large lump assed man if he know of anyone who might have one for sale.  The lumper said their was a guy they called Desert Bill who fixed them and might have some for sale.  Kadizzle asked how he could get hold of "Desert Bill".  The lumper said he had no known address, but was there earlier.  Kadizzle told the lumper that he needed a generator quickly for an up coming hunting trip.  Now, the lumper wanted to know if Kadizzle had any antlers to trade.  Sensing an inn with the lumper Kadizzle said his wife The Commander was an antler collector.  Kadizzle left by giving the lumper his phone number.  Kadizzle told the lumper he would give him some antlers if he could help round up a generator.

Yesterday we drove damn near 100 miles to purchase a new generator in Mesa.   The Kadizzlites will be out $500 on the insurance deductible.  A new generator cost $1,100.   Still fuming Kadizzle wants to bait the Sneaker.  Kadizzle wants to get the shell for a Honda Generator and fill it with bricks.  The fake generator will be set out to be stolen and rigged to the alarm system.   The Sneaker will not hit here again for at least a month or two, but if Kadizzle goes to a different campground he may fish for the Sneaker. 

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