Thursday, March 13, 2014

New York Cheech drops from the sky, The Commander is on the march.

 
Down on the Salt River at Phon D Sutton the planes fly over every night. You can see a string of lights off to the north as a plane comes in every 10 minutes. Last night the big plane brought New York Cheech the Kadizzles famous fashion daughter. On the way back from the airport we talked about the different animals we have seen in AZ. Somehow we got on the topic of Javalina. Cheech said she wanted to see one. As fortune would have it just as we drove into the campground a bunch of javalina were crossing the road. Now Cheech wants a javalina.

The Commander is very particular about where and how we park. Choosing our spot is like picking out a wedding dress. Yesterday when we returned from getting groceries The Commander was furious. Someone had needlessly parked right beside our camper with a truck and a car. With twenty acres of parking they had to park within inches of our camper. We could reach out the window and hand them their fries. Kadizzle did all he could to calm down The Commander, but she was determined to find the violators and tune them up with a good beating.

Preoccupied with putting the groceries away The Commander temporarily forgot about the sinners she was going to beat. Kadizzled walked about the campground and quickly ran into our Canadian friends from Calgary. We had no idea they were here. Our Canadian friends were the ones who parked next to us. Lorna was walking toward our camper after she saw we had arrived. Kadizzled decided to trick The Commander. Kadizzle told Lorna about the parking violation they had committed. Kadizzle arranged with Lorna for her to act like I had caught her and was forcefully bringing her to our site. Looking out the window over the sink all The Commander could see was Kadizzle pulling a woman to the camper. Her view did not reveal it was Lorna. The woman was protesting loudly “Let me go”. Kadizzled shouted to The Commander “ I caught the person who parked next to us”. For a brief time The Commander was fooled until she finally realized it was Lorna.

Now parking problem two. Besides the vehichles parking too close a large class A motorhome parked way to close to our compound. Why this dinger had to park right up against us when there was plenty of space everywhere is another mystery. You can park were you want in this place so there is really nothing you can do about encroachment. However, this was not going to inhibit The Commander. Kadizzle tried to take brass balled Commander out of confronting the dinger, but off she marched. Being Arizona Kadizzle expected gunfire shortly. Politely as possible The Commander asked the interloper to move about thirty feet to the southwest. After looking around the dinger said he might. This morning he still sits there. His buddy just roared off on a loud motorcycle vibrating all the molecules in the universe. Consideration is a key element to making the world work. Even though you can afford to disturb everyone does not mean you should. Hopefully the dinger will give us some breathing space today.

Today we will be entertaining our daughter Megan in the great desert of the southwest.

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