Mae made lunch for me and the commander. Now Mae is the kind of girlfriend any man would want. You can see her treating Lord Kadizzle to the deluxe life in the picture above. You may note Lord Kadizzle is in the special launch chair. When Lord Kadizzle arrives at Mae's, she sits him down, takes off his shoes, and fires up the heating pad. After Lord Kadizzle pushes the full recline button Mae reappears with his drink of choice. Ah! life is good. To quote Mae "A man is like a fire if you don't tend him, he will go out". To quote Cissie "If Mike was on fire I wouldn't piss on him to put him out".
Now, about the launch feature of Mae's chair, when you push the up button it brings you to a full standing position. Once you have reached the standing position, it is only a matter of walking a few feet to a well set table. For lunch we had chicken noodle soup, and welfare cheese. Mae said she cannot stand the cheese you get with the commodity allotment from the government, but it was just fine for our toasted cheese sandwiches.
Mae was kind enough to store our camping trailer for about a month. In exchange we dropped off all her request from North Dakota, which turned out to be two pheasants, a grouse, and one windshield scraper. Mae doesn't even have a car, but she wanted a scraper for guest if there happened to be some ice on their windshield. Mae is a host hard to beat.
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