Oh, Lord Kadizzled, how well we remember when the photo was taken in the Harem room in Portland, how we groveled at the royal feet awaiting words of wisdom. And continued to wait and grovel and wait and grovel, but all that was forthcoming were bodily sounds not to be discussed among gentle people and refined company. At that time, none knew that the fount of wisdom would enter cyber space and become a blessing of unlimited reach to the planet.
For this we are eternally grateful.
We, mere peasants, greeted the New Year on the streets of Pittsburgh, huddled beside a burning fire with other peasants, having enjoyed a pleasant repast at the Rivers Club (where the other peasants are members and work with the personal trainer who does not believe that the lack of an ambition gland is fatal when mixed with sweat). We watched a parade of the Pots and Pans Brigade remembering how as a child Lord Kadizzle often was the most boisterous with the two gallon pot, hammering away for more soup for the masses. Lord Kadizzle was an expert with the wooden spoon, using it to transfer food to the mouth of the hungry or hitting an unsuspecting subject up the side of the head for insubordination. On other occasions the admirers would stand back as Lord Kadizzle would fire off a shotgun into the silence of the winter night to remind the lesser gods that the kingdom was still under his rule. Oh, what fond memories of young Kadizzle when perhaps he was still only a prince with great expectations, or was he born Lord of the kingdom ruling from birth in his lowly crib?
And the New Year. Ahhh, with great expectations, we fondly look forward to more tales of present and past adventures as the Commander patiently hikes by the side of her beloved. Being in the East adds such comfort in the realm. We at a distance can savor the trip without actually having to live it moment by moment.
God Bless Lord Kadizzle.
Featured in the photo above are Lord Kadizzle's two sisters, Suzie, and Louise, with her husband Ed in the middle. Princess Suzie rules over the Pricipality of Dallas, a small Kingdom granted to her by Lord Kadizzle in the Hill of West Virginia. In those parts she is known as the Dutchess of Dallas. Ed is the Earl of Mt. Lebenon, a small kindom near Pittsburgh. Louise is the Dutchess of the Dollar, which is the coinage minted by Ed for the Kingdom at large.
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