Things are looking up a little down in the forest where Lady Bumore resides. Two gay fellows have befriended her. The gay guys had a campfire near her abode and they cooked a bunch of meat on the fire. Bumore has a dog that give the impression it would bite you, but actually it is a very nice dog, and the perfect dog for a bum. The dog tries to follow Kadizzle every time he leaves. Bumore said the dog is fed up with the homeless life. Bumore has manage to get some better public assistance, and the gay fellows gave her a try out taking care of one of the gay guys mother.
Now a days you contact a person with a cell phone, not Bumore. Kadizzle rides the bike down into the forest and gives a secret whistle. From the woods Bumore emerges with her dog. Bumore claims she has a high IQ. Kadizzle has pointed out that if here IQ was high she would not be living under a fallen tree. However, she does seem to have a good grasp of history and general knowledge with a decent vocabulary.
Kadizzle gave Bumore an MRE to eat. Bumore said she enjoyed it. What is an MRE? The military has Meals Ready to Eat. These are pre packed meals that will last for five years or more. The meals even have a little chemical heater. Millions of these meals go to waste and could be used to feed people. Of course tax payers get taken on everything military.
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