For a fundraiser Trump has agreed to fart in a jar. The jar with the royal fart will be auctioned off at next Tuesday's Tea Party meeting. Trump feels there should be a minimum bid of $500. All money raised will be used to keep Trump out of jail. Trump claims his farts do not smell, but it is possible he could be selling empty jars. Trump promised he would only do this once. People may come to Payson from miles around to see the jar and it could end up as a real tourist attraction. A certificate of authenticity will be provided for the precious breath of Trump, and it will. be signed by the Trumpster himself.
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