What a surprise, today Kadizzle got a friend request from his sister who has been dead for two years. Why she waited so long is a mystery. Facebook's reach is amazing. Hope she tells my brother, and other sister about the reach of facebook. Kadizzle has not yet honored the request for fear of spam and other strange offers from heaven. However, this does mean Kadizzle could communicate with God, or Jesus or so many others that have gone on. Boy does Kadizzle have some questions of the people up there. Ask God why he made people so many different colors, it sure caused some problems. What about letting kids starve? What about supporting Trump? OK, sister if you still read my blog just post the answers on facebook. Do you get free internet in heaven, of course you do. Ask God about the crooked preachers down here. Say hi to the rest of the family. Oh, by the way find out about hell. Not sure Kadizzle wants to go to Hell if Trump is there. Another thing, ask God if he could send another book. The old one is out of date and it has caused a lot of confusion. If you happen to go to the miracle department please send a bunch. Just one final request. Can Kadizzle send a list of where lightening should strike? There are a couple of Republican bung holes Kadizzle would love to see hit. Also what are the charges for all this? Churches seem to want ten percent. Does God have any rebates or discounts for direct payment. Tell Jesus if he comes back we will be much nicer, and Kadizzle could get him a good job doing miracles in Las Vegas. Last but not least, ask God if Kadizzle could go quickly, none of that lingering painful death please. Will be checking facebook to see the results. Hope all is well in heaven.
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