Saturday, May 09, 2020

Another Bike Ride

The two Kadizzlites went to Harmon Lake and took another nice bike ride.  Kadizzle is very frustrated with North Dakota.   The state is run by old white goats.  Winky reminded Kadizzle he is one. The old goats idea of a tourist attraction is a huge fiberglass cow, or fish. The state could spend some of the 6.8 billion on real recreation like the state parks and trails, but no.   The political hacks want to build a presidential library in Medora for Roosevelt.  Not many people go to libraries, and very few in North Dakota do.  If a person in North Dakota wants to get smarter they listen to KFYR radio and Rush, or tune in to Fox.  Real information is not a big seller in North Dakota.  The odds are if a person ever visits a library in Medora, it will only be once.  If a person goes to a park or trail it will be many times.  This is the age of the internet.  People need to read books, but our culture has changed.  Stupidity is killing us, but so is the accumulation of fat near the belt.  The North Dakota tourism department spends millions telling people to come here, but when they get here and see the giant metal grasshopper beside the road they are disappointed.  North Dakota has some nice outdoor places, but thanks to the goats most of them are damn near unusable. 

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