Saturday, July 13, 2019

Trump Fatigue

Winkie just insisted Kadizzle read a NYT article about trump and his media summit.  Trump just wears you out.  Trump kind of reminds me of watching the monkeys at Wheeling Park as a kid.  Watching them jumping around non stop just seemed too much.  Trump's monkey show is non stop.  One minute he is molesting 14 year old girls, then a few lies, then a love letter from a dictator.  It is like being in a room that is on fire and nobody notices.

Well this gets Kadizzle to a related story.  Kadizzle once saw a person on fire, and the person did not know it.  Somehow this relates to Trump.  Once upon a time long ago and far away Kadizzle was at a party.  For some strange reason there were a lot of people in a large bathroom in the house having some kind of chat.  The woman host was using the toilet as a seat.  On the back of the commode was a candle.  Mrs Host had fairly long blond hair witch she managed to set on fire by leaning back into the candle.  Kadizzle was sitting close to the burning woman.  Strangely she was not aware her hair was on fire, but Kadizzle was.   As a good safety person Kadizzle immediately slapped the fire out on the back of her head.  At times there must have been a lot of people who would have enjoyed slapping this woman.  Very surprised about Kadizzle slapping her it took her what seemed a long time to figure out Kadizzle was putting out a fire.  All ended well, but there most be some lesson in this story.  Somehow it relates to Trump.  Our country is on fire with stupidity, no one seems to realize it.  Someone needs a good slap to put the fire out.

Well soon it will be up to the lake and with some luck the damn boat will get painted and put in the water.  Everyone has heard the expression " like watching paint dry".  The paint we are going to put on the boat is like magic. It drys instantly, and totally changes that expression.  Since the paint drys so fast it makes painting a whole different game.  The paint is very expensive, about one hundred dollars per gallon.  Kadizzle used to use the paint on his boat.  The adds for the paint said it would make your boat go 20% faster.  This seemed hard to believe, but after many years Kadizzle did come to believe in the paint which contains teflon.  Now put this in perspective.  Top speed on most sailboats is something like six or seven miles per hour.  So a 20% increase would not throw you out of your seat.  If you actually went one mile per hour faster if would be a miracle, but sailboat racing is like snail racing. The snails enjoy it and are proud to win.

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