Missing a whole story in the building

Camping across from us is a strange fellow. He claims the park police are harassing him. According to him they frisked him when he came into the campground, and keep asking him when he is going to leave. As a West Virginian, Lord Kadizzle knows inbreeding when he sees it, and Utah has as many gollywompers as West Virginia, this fellow may be one. He seems like a nice guy, but he does have a direct approach to problem solving, which involves an M16. He is camping with his two grandchildren, and a couple of dogs. His grand daughter is a cute little kid, but apparently is suffering from some sort of disability. Grand Dad explained to me she could not talk. From watching her she seemed to be autistic, so I asked if that was the diagnosis. Grand Pa told me that the doctor said that if she was a fifteen story building, she would be mission one floor. Immediately I began to think of all the people I know who are missing more than one floor and their building is not even fifteen stories. It was nice to know the kid was not autistic, just missing a floor.