The Commander called Lord Kadizzle in for his annual performance review today. First she asked if he wanted the good news first or last. Lord Kadizzle decided to go with the good news first. The Commander said Lord Kadizzle has done an excellent job maintaining his weight. This sounded good until she reminded him that he was maintaining it and adding to it. Searching for other good points the Commander let Lord Kadizzle know he was doing an excellent job of sleeping, with the exception of the chain saw snoring. Although his Lordship thought he had done well in working the remote control he got a D-. In marksmanship another poor grade. Asking why this happened The Commander pointed out that most underwear and socks never hit within ten feet of the laundry hamper. A bright spot was attendance. His Lordship never failed to show up for dinner, and often appeared early, however he was late more than once doing the dishes. Personal appearance had "has room for improvement" checked. The Commander pointed out that failure to raise zipper was a common problem, and tucking pants into socks was also not adding to the Feng Shwu. Lord Kadizzle was most upset with the table manner section choices that were checked. That section read: His manners are most appropriate for a...., then it gave several choices. The Commander marked feedlot. As Lord Kadizzle left the back porch he asked The Commander if there were any bright spots she did not mention. After thinking she said, "Yes, there is plenty of room for improvement".
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