Rotten Republicans have been tearing down Democratic political signs every night. What can we do? Kadizzle wants to hire a bum to sleep under the bridge near our signs. The sign will have an alarm. The bum gets twenty dollars for sleeping under the bridge, and twenty more if he catches the Trump rats.
However, there is a problem. All the bums have migrated. We just had a cold snap and there is not a bum to be found. Normally a bum is at Walmart or Safeway, but not today.
Bums could easily be security guards. With our sign problem they could actually sit by the road with the bum sign and collect money. If you know a Bum looking for easy income please contact the blog.
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