Sunday, August 19, 2018

Very quiet

Jasper Littlebottom is out there somewhere hiking.  Back here on Earth Kadizzle is sitting in a silent house. There is no one to give orders or bring life to this museum.  Of course there is unlimited freedom to drop underwear on the floor, spill coffee, leave the lights on, the windows open, and waste time profusely.  Without a boss Kadizzle is faced with the big decision of how to spend the day.  Perhaps church service with Shiny.  Maybe Stroupini will show up.  Kadizzle wrangled the electric bike and rode around a lot.   So the bike will go again.  Icabod the editor gave the bike a try.  It lit up Icabods eyes.  Imagine a bike that gives you a little help when you peddle.  It creates the illusion you are more than you are.  This is becoming the new thing.  The news last night featured exoskeletons that Ford is trying for employees.  The mechanical helpers will assist you in lifting your arm.  Just think if Trump had an exobrain that would help him think.  Perhaps just something that shocked him when he lied would sure help.  So let the day begin.  Maybe Kadizzle will check the stats on this blog platform to see how many Russians are still with us.  Hi Russians.  Are you Russians going to make us have Cramer and Armstrong as our representatives in North Dakota? Be nice Russians we are overrun already with dolts.  OK Russians, Kadizzle knows what you are up to.  Checking the number of Russians following the Kadizzle blog is now half what it used to be.  However, there is a new catagory that just showed up,  74 people from " Unknown regions just showed up.  You Russians don't think Kadizzle can see where you are hiding.  Just coincedence that after Kadizzle called out the Russians following the blog 74 people show up from " Unknown regions".  Well you can't fool me, I am from an unknown region, North Dakota.  Wait we are known for rednecks, and Trump drunk idiots. You Russians are clever, but you will have to get up earlier to fool Kadizzle.  Wait, you are almost a day ahead of us, so you are getting up a day earlier than Kadizzle and you still cannot fool him.  You Russians did not have much trouble fooling Trump. 

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