Thursday, July 07, 2016

The Bum Teeth Foundation

It has been a long slow process, but Kadizzle has been trying to reform a young bum.  The young bum is starting to grow out of his bumliness. Yesterday Kadizzle told the bum if he shaved and got a haircut Kadizzle would give him $20.  Damn, the bum boy did as instructed and Kadizzle is out 20 bucks.  Now that we have the bum about halfway to being fit for a job we have a major expense.  Bumworthy has ruined his teeth and needs some major dental work.  Kadizzle told old Bumore to see if he could get a dental school to use him for practice.  Kadizzle told Bumore that he would give him $200 if he actually got some dental work. The whole idea is to get Bumore a job.  Bumore needs to be presentable to get a job.  Now if you are reeking with money or simple mindedness like Kadizzle and want to contribute to the Bumore foundation. Let me know.  If the plan works and The Bumore foundation can raise enough money to get the teeth fixed perhaps it will happen.  If the plan does not work any money accumulated will be returned to the donor.  Kadizzle just had a brain storm.  Kadizzle has a dentist friend who might have an idea of how to get Bumore fixed up. Kadizzle is going to call him right now.

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