Friday, July 08, 2016

Bum Teeth Foundation closes after one day.

Hope springs eternal, but the bum has to go to the spring.  In an effort to help Bummore fix his teeth Kadizzle put Bummore in touch with a Bismarck Charity Dental clinic.  Bummore called the clinic, but failed to follow up. The Clinic had some minimum standards, which is good.  The clinic requires people seeking help to have a job posting with a resume on the Job Service website. This is a reasonable requirement.  Kadizzle had a spark of hope for Bummore, but that evaporated today when Bummore said he was too busy to finish dealing with the charity dental clinic.  Bummore was tied up watching television. God helps those who help themselves.  Looks like Bummore isn't going to get any help from Kadizzle or God.

As part of the attempt to help Bummore Kadizzle spoke with a dentist friend.  The dentist has dealt with many like Bummore.  Kadizzle asked where Bummore could get help. Ironically the dentist was one of the founders of the charity clinic in Bismarck.  However, the dentist suggest the whole attempt was hopeless. Sadly Kadizzle has to admit, he was correct.  The retired dentist said what Bummore needed was to be cold and hungry.  Apparently there must be truth in that.  As long as Bummore has a place to watch TV where it is warm there is not much going to happen.

So if I give you money for a pizza, and you cannot go to the phone and order a pizza, I want my money back.  There are humans apparently who can get people to order them a pizza while they continue to watch TV.

Kadizzle tries to be a sympathetic liberal, but sometimes it is trying.  Right now Kadizzle is building a fenced in area with good soil.    Inside the fence he will place seeds, a rake, a hoe, and a few other basics.  Bummore and his fellow bums will be locked inside the fence with the seeds.  If they don't plant them, the animals can feed on their flesh.  This could turn Kadizzle into a Trump voter. Just kidding.

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