Old Kadizzle got up and first had to fight off the IRS. It seems that battle is won, and Kadizzle will not have to pay the 10K they wanted. After the IRS battle Kadizzle decided to go on the remidigus. The remidigus is a daily jaunt to talk all the regulars about town. Part of the remedigus is the Crazy Club meeting.
On the way to start the remidigus Kadizzle saw a fifth wheel parked in the church parking lot. Kadizzle needed a sailor for the weekend adventure and thought perhaps he would enlist the local pastor. Seeing the man by the fifth wheel Kadizzle thought he might know where the pastor was. To strike up a conversation Kadizzle asked the fifth wheel guy where he was from and so on. Mr. fifth wheel got very paranoid, and make it a point to be nasty and uncommunicative. Kadizzle explained he was just trying to be friendly and his real goal was to find the pastor. The encounter left Kadizzle with a bad feeling and a disappointment that some human would be so nasty and ruin the day so early. Kadizzle went on to the crazy club and remarked to Shiny what a nasty disagreeable man he had encountered.
On the way back from the Crazy Club Kadizzle noticed the pastor's truck in the parking lot and decided to ask him if he wanted to sail. The good man of God could not go on the adventure. Kadizzle mentioned to the reverend his encounter with the man in the parking lot. Kadizzle needed CPR when the pastor told him Mr. Super Nasty was a minister. Kadizzle could not comprehend that the nastiest person he had met in a long time was a minister. It was mind boggling. Apparently the man travels spreading the word of God. The ministry must turn more people away from the lord than any other minister in the country.
Well now for the next CPR moment. Speaking with my spiritual counselor, he told me he had read my letter to the Bismarck Tribune about the evil Donald Trump. The minister told Kadizzle (who happens to be an agnostic at best ) that Kadizzle was the best Christian in town as far as he was concerned. So to sum up the day so far Kadizzle must quote Albert Einstein. "The world is not stranger than you think, it is stranger than you can think." Off to the lake to continue the adventure.
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