Here we go

The sun is managing to hoist itself.  The basement dwellers are off to keep the turbine spinning. Now the large lump of lard must motivate himself to get some exercise. The best solution would be to get on the bike and pedal north to the lake.  The laws of physics will fight Kadizzle.  Moving a mass up a hill means opposing gravity.  Now gravity is a strange force.  The coffee cup sitting in front of Kadizzle is  being held on the table by gravity.  The entire planet Earth is pulling the cup onto the table.  Now Kadizzle can overcome the entire force of the planet and lift the cup to have a sip of coffee, but if and when Kadizzle starts up the hill north of town, the whole planet will be pulling him back down.  The struggle of Kadizzle versus Earth will be taxing.  Earth does have to give back.  If Kadizzle turns around, the entire Earth will pull him toward Hazen.  Strangely it is this same gravity that is holding the moon in it's orbit. Of course to some extent the moon is pulling on the Earth.  Now if the moon would line up with the road the moon could help pull Kadizzle.  The moon pulls the tides, so why not Kadizzle.  It could work.  The moon basically is rising in the east so it Kadizzle rides east the moon will pull him. Well right now gravity has Kadizzle nailed in a chair in the kitchen drinking coffee. The first step will be to overcome gravity and take a shower.