Sunday, June 12, 2016

Blind Bocce Ball in the house

Kadizzle came back from the lake after a nice meal with Honest Omar and his fine cook, the poor galley slave.  The younger basement troll scared the hell out of Kadizzle as he put the trash in the can.  The young troll was a little cranked up on pickle juice and in a good mood because he would get to go home soon since the job was wrapping up. After the regular BS session it was decided at the basement trolls behest to play a around of indoor bocce ball.  We have been playing in the yard.

Now how is the game played.  OK, each player gets three colored bean bag like dohickies. Kadizzle always gets the blue ones.  To determine who goes first a juggling contest is held. It is always certain Kadizzle will lose.  So the Troll gets to go first.  Along with the three bean bags each is a little tiny white bean bag.  The person who won the juggling throws the white bean bag onto the bocce course.  In this case the course is into the living room, down the hall into one bedroom, out, through the master bedroom and into the master bathroom.  The little white pill is tossed from the kitchen into the living room, but it is a good toss and neither participant can see where it went.  The sound made it seem like it might have broken a valuable artifact or something.  This could result in a dual beating from The Commander.  Luckily The Commander is in New York with Cheech.  So the boccies get tossed blind.  To the amazement of the players the pill went behind a vase in a corner, and two of Kadizzle's throws went on top of the pill trapped between the vase and the fireplace.  Interesting score for Kadizzle.

A few more blind throws and the game finally ended up in the master bath where Kadizzle had a plan for the grand finale.  For the last shot you had to try to toss over your shoulder backwards into the waste basket. Kadizzle scored one, and the Troll scored one.  The game ended in victory for the Troll, and we finally went to bed. The Troll went into the basement where the master troll was sleeping.  Next week the trolls will get to end their stint putting the power plant back in shape.  It will be back to normal, and life will go on.

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