Outlaw idiots, Not guns

It has been the goal of Kadizzle to stay away from politics in this blog, but the devil just got hold of me.  This morning The Commander sent Lord Kadizzle to the hardware store to buy some new locks for the doors. With the vandal war winding down we have ramped up our security.

As the Yamaha steed pulled up to the hardware store there was a big blumper with his wife also going to the hardware store.  The wife was about two axe handles across the ass and told the blumper she had to get in the store quick because a bee was after her.  Apparently the bee did not need any hardware and it all worked out fine.

Now the big blumper was outside admiring the lawnmowers on the sidewalk.  What caught Kadizzles eye was the T shirt.  On the back of the T shirt it said " Outlaw idiots, not guns".   Kadizzle desperately wanted to ask the idiot if he knew what he was advocating might cause him a problem.  The blumper looked like a guy who was an idiot with a gun.

The devil in Kadizzle started to rage and the urge to talk to the blumper was hard to suppress.  What Kadizzle wanted to say to the blumper was " If they outlaw idiots, how will we ever get a Republican elected?".  The blumper looked just like the kind of guy who would think Obama was a muslim and a secret agent from Kenya.  It would be fun to tease the blumper, but the results might not turn out well.